Id get someone to hoist my fat *** from the couch, get some cleaning done, iron a couple of shirts for the ol'man and bring him a beer straight from the fridge.. Then Id get in shape, get my hair sorted out and get a job so I dont suck the life outa the ol' breadwinner. Loose a couple a'hundred pounds...get my teeth fixed up.....and stop BITCHIN!!!!!!!!
2006-07-24 02:25:47
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answered by andy2kbaker 3
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This is obviously directed towards men. Being a woman I dont pity any of you men. You are so off the mark you have no clue what so ever. Hopfully the day you do get to be a woman you have your periods and raging PMT, three kids under 5, a husband who doesnt pick up his underpants and socks off the floor, a clapped up old estate car and the shopping to do because your husband has decided to bring his "mates home to watch the football"
Now if i were a man for the day, i would re-adjust my balls, play playstation while eating a pizza and drinking lager until 2 in the morning. Then before i go to bed pee on the seat and the floor.
2006-07-24 08:35:56
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answered by MissBehave 5
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I would be a pregnant woman and have a baby, I would do this to feel what it's like to bring life into this world, and I could also tell the women who complain at the difficulty of child birth how easy it is with the experience to back it up.
2006-07-24 15:10:14
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answered by Dirk Wellington-Catt 3
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I'd probably not leave the house, with all the new bits to play with.
However, if I did, I'd probably return home with a lot of new insights. I can only imagine what they might be, but I'm of the opinion that it might be a very empowering experience. Scary, to be sure, but empowering.
2006-07-24 08:28:01
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answered by exretainedff 2
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I'd be a lesbian and have hot crazy lesbian sexx. I would lick my boobs. I would look at my *** in the mirror and try to figure out a way so I could kiss it. Finally, I would take my dog Lucky for a walk because Lucky was such a good dog.
2006-07-24 08:25:37
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd do this mountain of washing and the hill of dirty plates.Next I'd clean the house and eat 26 Mars bars......cos women are good at all those things.It's what they were designed for.
2006-07-24 08:24:24
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answered by Anonymous
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probably the obvious, have a lesbian affair, (with the wife maybe.)
Have a fight with another woman (with the wife maybe)
Actually enjoy going shopping (with the wife maybe)
Have a conversation with a woman without mentally undressing her (most woman apart from the wife)
Cook dinner
Masturbate for the rest of it.
2006-07-24 08:29:00
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answered by Henry IX 1
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I really, dont know, I'd check out what I can get away with, since women always seem to use their looks to get outta things!
2006-07-25 06:12:38
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answered by shadowrunneruk 2
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Same as usual seeing as I am a woman!
2006-07-24 08:21:08
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answered by ehc11 5
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I will spend the day at any health club, inside the ladies shower room.
2006-07-24 08:27:23
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answered by The Saint 2
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