You're the president now. Now what?

Answer 1

Fix Iraq.

Support Israel in her defense.

Withdraw troops and aid from every unsupportive country.
Renig on every promise of support dollars to countrys not in our favor. Stop sending food until absolute compliance is adhered to.

Temporarily ban immigration into the US - offer work visas for mexicans and canadians.

Rebuild New Orleans and open a contract bidding war for better levys and spillways.

Tell Iran to comply or else...and mean it!

Tell North Korea to shut the heck up.

Support cars that run off renuable resources and tell opec to stick it.

Intitiate a pay ban and cap system in pro sports and Hollywood.
Send Michael Moore to Africa....forever. Send Sean Penn to Iraq.
Tom Cruise to the Looney Bin.

Endorse stem cell research and tell the left wing to kiss my hairy butt.

Double the monthly salary of lower enlisted soldiers and tell the right wing to kiss my shaved butt.

Make two years of college compulsory to the age of 20 or military enlistment.

go to bed...because that would have been one heck of a first day.

Answer 2

I'm glad you asked. I would start by bringing all troupes stationed over seas that don't belong there home. Then I would use them to build the biggest military base ever seen. 5 miles wide and the length of the border between Mexico and the US. Station troupes every 5 miles or so and there duties would be to patrol 2.5 miles each direction of the home station. Where there are crossing points troupes would control who and what goes across. At the same time I would create offices at the border crossing points for people to apply to enter to work and live legally. And then I would legalese Marijuana use! Charge taxes for it as it comes across the border in Mexico. This would make a large farm demand to grow and process it... creating jobs... in Mexico. This would add to there economy and ma by make it so that instead of coming here to work Illegally they can stay there and work. This would free up money in the war on drugs to be used for more important things like METH! And don't forget this legal Marijuana can be taxed at a rate much much higher than cigarettes. So look at the figures for revenue from cigarette tax's. And think of the problems that are going to be be solved, think about it and name one I haven't. The industry from legalization will be a big boost to our economy and Mexico's. Oh and once all the troupes are back home I would tell Iraq and the rest of the middle east that the had better get there sh*t str8 and run there countrys properly and produce there wares and be happy about it. And if they cant, Remind them of what happened to Japan, and that the sh*t we would drop on them before they even knew it was happening is alot bigger than what Japan got. Instead of it being citys it would be countrys. Then we can just take some of those leagaly in the US to work Mexicans and ship them over there and they can produce oil for the US. We could call it the "United States of then f*ck off we'll bring some mexicans over and just take the oil" Hhmmmm... another government sponcered program that would make money.
Then I would sit down and roll a big pfattie of some of that leagal, taxed Marijuana and think about some more **** to make the US governmet less corrupt and doing its job of working for the people.

Answer 3

Make a national holiday in the name of Ron Jeremy.

Answer 4

I withdraw our troops from Afghanistan and Iraq, and then I cut spending in an effort to restore a balanced budget.

Answer 5

Neutron bomb the Middle East, take all the oil, game over.

Answer 6

stop the war in Iraq lebanon and Palestine ... destroy Israel but don`t kill the people just their president and the soldiers

Answer 7

Cool! Does this mean I get out of doing laundry?

Answer 8

take a 180 degree turn and speed up.

Answer 9

cool i can jump on a plane and go where ever i want . holidays forever.

Answer 10

stop all the wars