things, like when they find a dead bird in the garden (probably the pesky cat) now that would be enough to tell me, but I always get the added extra like it's head is missing.
2006-07-24 00:12:58 · 31 answers · asked by Jayne 2 (LMHJJ) 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because deep down inside all men are warriors and the sight of smashed and destroyed corpses through any type of battle does not bother us so when we tell you the extra details we like to see you weak woman shiver and shake and be all girly so we can wrap our strong muscly arms around you heroicily and protect you from the death dealing demons known locally as the cat .
2006-07-24 08:48:13 · answer #1 · answered by rippanation 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
don't steroptype it to husbands. i am a teenage girl and have now decided to tell you about what i found. ( i'm more of a tomboy than girly girl, hate pink) two weeks ago i was at this old fashioned amusement park. i went on this trainride around the park. when i got off i stepped on this bird. but it was dead. it had it's head chopped off. i wonder why my bf said there was a dead head in his seat (of the train). we all got sticksand poked the birds body. my friends hit a mushy part and all these maggots came out. i hit the wing area and the skin fell off. we all ran away in fear and then went to something hardly as scary to ride
2006-07-24 08:20:29 · answer #2 · answered by its ME !!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because men are still little boys inside who liked grossing out their mothers with worms, headless animals and so on. Just listen, smile and think pleasant thoughts when the next episode occurs. The best reaction sometimes is NO reaction! Good luck!
2006-07-24 07:15:22 · answer #3 · answered by Lady_Lavinia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's so grim about a missing head? I found a slaughtered bird once and the whole corpse was missing.
2006-07-24 07:18:19 · answer #4 · answered by Stammerman! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your husband apparently found it interesting enough to want to share this experience with you. This is good because as long as he is talking with you then your relationship is moving in a positive direction. That is unless he is just trying to upset you or something like that. In that case, something is wrong and you need to find out what it is.
2006-07-24 07:16:58 · answer #5 · answered by moose_skinner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try having a grandad that used to work in a morturary...... like recalling us the tale of when the time the alsation ate half his owners head off over the christmas dinner
2006-07-24 07:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by brandit2001uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My charming husband likes to call me in to the bathroom (while he is still on the toilet) and show me what he has done. He then expects me to be all proud if he has done a particularly large "deposit". Nice. I know now what he wants when he calls me in but if I don't look he gets really upset.
Why did I marry such a disgusting person? Urgh!
2006-07-24 07:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by Rae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not neccessarily all men, and not all women find it gross.
My man does it, he'll actually take me to see the dead bird, and say "Wow - look - there are maggots eating at it too!" - and then leave me to clear up the mess.
I don't mind really, I do it to him too, I'm not squeamish. He even sometimes complains about my mealtime conversations!
2006-07-24 07:23:26 · answer #8 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God you're lucky! I'd be left to clear up the dead bird myself. I'd like to be spared the grim details of every football match he watches ... if I was interested I'd watch the wretched match myself!! ;-)
2006-07-24 07:17:31 · answer #9 · answered by Away With The Fairies 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz men are visual and thats the way the deal with things.... he aint gonna stand there and say "It made me sad to see the poor bird dead".... they say...."The dead sucker was missing it's head!"
2006-07-24 07:14:50 · answer #10 · answered by JOEYSMOM2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋