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c'mon people...surprise me. lol ;)

2006-07-23 23:19:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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This is soooooo immature and I can't believe I'm about to cop to it, but.....when I was a young teen, my friends and I would call up the bowling alley and ask,

"Do you have 14 lb. balls?"

The answer was always, "yes."

Response: "Then how do you walk?!"

I was really pathetic. lol

LOL can_can! You're the reason why I unplug the phone whenever I stay in a hotel!

2006-07-23 23:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by Jen 6 · 16 6

well,ok here it is!1
i changed my voice by keeping a handtowel on my mouth and called my friend's mom in the afternoon.ensured that no 1s at home! then i told hr that i am speeaking from MICROSOFT.i told hr that we r making a free system service to make ur pc work more faster than ever.and then i told hr to open hr windows 98
and whin she did i told hr to go to the DOS promt. she did that also!! And then i told her to type in the following command at the promt window "del *.* C:/" and then i told hr to press enter!!ok u can guess now. this command clears all ur hard disk. after typing this the comp becomes a box (empty) it deletes everything!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! later i found out that it was her husbands pc which contained all the imp files and data of hs office!!

2006-07-24 07:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by BrainCracker 4 · 0 0

Now really, Ma'am, do i seem like the kind of person who would do such a thing?

Oh, i do?

Well.....it was a long time ago.....but i vaguely remember calling up someone named Zwicker and telling them that, since their name was the last in the telephone book, they must be the worst person in the city.

Thinking back, that might have been a touch "insensitive".....

2006-07-24 06:48:21 · answer #3 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 0 0

I called my cousin, disguised my voice and told her I was with a local radio station and if she could guess the part of the cow I was thinking of she would win the grand prize. She got all excited and said something,(I don't remember her answer) then I told her she won a 50 gallon drum of cow Sh--...She was furious but then she thought it was funny later on.

2006-07-24 06:24:42 · answer #4 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0 0

We called up a girls’ hostel at 3 in the night and told them that a terrorist group had sprayed a substance that would ignite when it gets in touch with fabric and told the matron that all the girls should take off all their clothing and run to the foyer.

Although the girls did not take off their clothes but they did run in to the foyer of the hostel….

2006-07-24 06:28:17 · answer #5 · answered by BignTall 3 · 0 0

We called a neighbour and told him we were calling from a local TV station; we asked him to turn his TV to our frequency (there was a videoclip of Michael Jackson playing) and told him he would get a free XL pizza if he knew the name of the singer. Obviously he did, so we asked him his name, address etc.; we called the pizzeria and simply ordered a pizza for him! :)) Then we sat on the balcony and watched him not knowing what to do when he realised he had to pay for that giant pizza! :))

2006-07-24 06:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by darkmoon_reddawn_folkdomination 4 · 0 0

Erm, I called a seafood restaurant, ordered lotsss (gave false address ofcourse), then asked what were in the foods, how to cook them, do they have MSG, etc. Guaranteed delicious? If not I would call mafia to come to destroy the store, etc.

Lastly I asked "Have you got a wife?" , "How old are you?", "No wives, any kids?", "Oh what are you wearing?", "What is your boss wearing". Then hung up before he answered cuz my friends were laughing so hard...:D

Its no more funny re-telling a story...I kinda find it lame now...

2006-07-24 06:33:21 · answer #7 · answered by sunny 4 · 0 0

me and some friends where looking through phone books finding names with male and females together and i would call and ask for the man. i would tell her i met him at a bar and stayed the night together. and one time when i did it the woman started crying. well after i got off the phone with her i started feeling pretty bad. so i called her and told her the truth.and i used to also like to call hotels real late at night and ask for room numbers and when the person would wake up, we would tell them it was the wake up call they requested.

2006-07-24 06:28:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My mate is a builder, and we knew the address of the house where he was working (small town), so I got my mate to ring him up. She does an ACE German accent...

Her: "Hello, vee haff a toilet for install in zee house number 19 -------(address)"

Him: "I didn't order a toilet, the bathroom is already installed."

Her: "Nooo, vee haff a toilet for you. It eeez green, and eeet haz a fluffeee cover."

Him: "What? Who is this?"·

Her: "Thees eez Elizabet calling from ze company from wheeech you ordered the toilet for installation een house 19"

Him: "But I didn't order a toilet."

Her: "The toilet eeez on eet's way. You will have to pay for eeet."

Puts phone down.

Slightly nuts!!!

2006-07-24 07:06:07 · answer #9 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0 0

me and a friend called one of my co workers while she was working....told her that we were listening to a radio station that had a trivia question and the first caller with the correct answer would win a plasma tv.....I can't remember what the question was that we told her but I do remember it had 4 answers.....something to do with countries.....any ways....the co worker went aropund asking all the customers at the restraunt if they knew the answer

2006-07-24 06:25:11 · answer #10 · answered by echoedwhispers 3 · 0 0

We called an organ store and said we need a kidney fast...the guy didnt know what to think

2006-07-24 06:22:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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