2006-07-23 22:57:18 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i came to earth on my personal rocket
2006-07-23 23:06:17 · update #1
Yea.
How was the trip?
What's realstate like on Venus?
School system?
Job market?
Been thinkin' of movin' and, to be quite honest, Earth is startin to look allot like the Universe's tourist trap.
I mean, and no offense intended, but you alien types jus' don't give us any peace.
You're either joy ridin' through our crops or meltin' cows, or snatching up the locals and stickin' funnies up their...
I mean, hey, you'd think we were some carnival ride or somethin'!
And, every tourist season, they hike up the prices on everything! Shucks, they figure if you can afford the gas to get all the way here, you probably don't mind paying a queen's ransom for milk!
Us poor locals on the other hand, think we see any of those big tourist bucks you Venus mice spend here abouts? Oh, no! They use it all, every purple cent, to fund out dated facilities like Area 51 or the Star Trek conventions!
And have you ever been stopped by a lost Martian trying to ask for directions? Geez! Feel like the scarecrow off the Wizard of Oz!
So, how 'bout it?
Gonna welcome us on into your neck of the universe?
No?
Let me guess: You think we'll bring down the realstate value!?
Figures.
Geez!
The Chronicler
2006-07-23 23:12:42 · answer #1 · answered by The Chronicler 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
beware of cats! dont let them fool you with their cute faces, cuz they will kill you!
how the heck did you get from venus to earth? especially cuz ur a mouse?lol
cool! can you send me a pic of it to make sure ur not lying?lol
2006-07-24 05:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
greetings Venusian mouse!
warning: look out for Earthling cats! lol
2006-07-24 06:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cut the cheese?
2006-07-24 06:09:26 · answer #4 · answered by bookfreak2day 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-07-24 05:59:33 · answer #5 · answered by CYNDIITA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you get along with Uranus?
2006-07-24 06:04:10 · answer #6 · answered by unpronounceable 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololol
2006-07-24 06:00:02 · answer #7 · answered by NA A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you a F.R.E.A.K.?
2006-07-24 06:01:31 · answer #8 · answered by itsie-Bitsy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋