This guy, he won't leave me alone and I can't stand him. I can be the worse ***** on the face of this earth, and he just sits there and takes it. So mushy gushy statement will work too. Those like "Baby I want us to be little fairies and make little pink fluffy fairy bay-beez together" He hates that. So either the meanest, most horrible thing ever, or the sweetest, most girly-ish thing ever.
(the statement that makes him mad/sick get's 10 points)
2006-07-23 22:07:08 · 27 answers · asked by ♥ LysoL 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OK and he has dropped his pants, and I giggle insanely and told him it was cute. Be original people!! Hahahaha So far I'm loving this!
2006-07-23 22:19:30 · update #1
If he hates the fluffy stuff, then I think he should dress in drag if he really loves you.
Invite him to join you somewhere public and watch from a safe distance, just in case he does the deed.
If he does, tell him you can't stand how gay he is (in public) - if not, tell him he doesn't really care about you and you can't be bothered with him!
2006-07-24 08:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by You_got 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1. UNroll your marriage criteria questionaire, gotta be at least 4 pages long and ask all kinds of crap about everything. How many family reunions can you attend per year, can you read a cookbook, are you willing to attend all of our children's ballet recitals, what are your hygeine standards, etcetcetc!!
2. Take him shopping for flannel nightgowns and take your time picking your new frock as you will be wearing it every night.
3. Show him the biggest vibrator known to man, a real outboard motor type, and tell him to practice using it on you cuz it's the only thing that'll work.
4. Cook a meal of garden burgers, wheat bulgur with beans, and steamed cabbage and brussel sprouts. Just this once, eat it as if it is a delicacy adn you eat like this all the time. If this doesn't do it, the ensuing farting should finish off the job. Let er rip. You can do it.
2006-07-23 22:33:22 · answer #2 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell Him your Pregnant with some guy he hates, and you plan on getting married to him. Tell him you slept with his brother or dad. Tell him you are dating a very jealous guy and he wants to beat him badly, and then get a muscle Guy to help you scare him. Always act mushy gushy around him and you will turn him off. Tell him you only date guys with big ones, and his just isn't enough for you. Tell him you joined a gang, and the gang told you they were coming for him just because they don't like him. Take him Underwear and Tampon shopping with you. The whole time you are shopping Talk as girly girlish as you can. Yell at him in the store that he never should have slept with your best friend, in front of a lot of woman. Be upset like you really mean it. I can think mean but, I could never do these thing to someone Good Luck!
2006-07-24 11:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by tm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is like if he just doesn't listen,if you ran out of options.First,try to talk to him and explain,reasonably and on civilisation way.
If not ,look further:
Here's what you can say to him (this is so cruel,it will make him cry):
You are the ugliest monkey but I've ever seen,and there for I don't want to have anything to do with you!You are just a sack of fleas and chatting with you is the same thing as chatting with ugly baboons!!!You are the most disgusting creature I've ever seen,I wish you just disappear from the face of Earth and find a little strenght to respect me enough and leave me alone!I don't know why do you think it is amussing to be part of this mision impossible!
Will you ever understand that I am not interested?!If you care for me so much,LEAVE ME ALONE!
2006-07-23 22:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so cute! And do the lash batting, simpering thing with it. Men hate to be cute. And do that a lot, when his buddies are around and when he has not done anything.. Or ignore him. Sometimes the I will not leave thing is done for attention, if he gets no attention, he's gone.
Is he a coworker? Set him up so he is always in your vicinity when the boss is around, then later say something to him about you hope the boss does not mind him slacking off work just to be around you. You can't get in trouble, you did not threaten, or tattle, you were a good little doobie by warning him.
2006-07-23 22:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by riversconfluence 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your topic question has a classic response. "Is it in yet?". Since you are not at that level just be blunt and say you are not interested. If you are in high school as I presuppose you could tell a guidance counselor to intervene and explain to him to stop harassing you. If this situation takes place at your job you must report this to your supervisor. There is a federal law against sexual harassment. If your company does not take any action, they are in for a heap of trouble. You can contact your state's Attorney General Office for further action. Do not try to remedy this situation by assault, (kicking him in the groin), as you would be liable for a suit. Of course you could tell him to ,"F*** Off".
2006-07-23 22:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by andywho2006 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u can say this " I wish we cld b th little fairies and make the fairy bay beez tog but am afraid that ur little fairy d*** more like a cigarette is too dumb"
2006-07-23 22:12:35 · answer #7 · answered by smart_eluh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SILENCE IS GOLDEN, as they say. Why would you want to be worse than the ***** that you are? Avoid making people mad and maybe he'd leave you alone.
2006-07-23 22:12:11 · answer #8 · answered by whitecusp8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worse thing 2 say to me would be " Yo baby, lets go 2 Show Time At The Apollo"
or "yo dont change that it's B.E.T.!!!"
2006-07-24 05:24:30 · answer #9 · answered by ouch! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that he's got a small penis and that he could never satisfy a woman...critique of bedroom skills seems to be men's sore spot.
2006-07-23 22:11:53 · answer #10 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋