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I got pulled by the cops the other day and he knew I wasn't really crying so I got a ticket. How can I better fake cry to get things my way?

2006-07-23 20:32:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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Make sniffing noises and look down and rub one of your eyes. When you talk, make your voice sound as if you were nervous and it will sound like you are crying.

2006-07-23 20:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by +♪♫ rip my jeans.not my ♥ ♫♪+ 3 · 2 1

Well while your fake crying think of a death in the family or someone you really love dying and hold your breath for a moment that's what i do now i've gotten so good i can cry whenever i want to!

2006-07-23 20:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Stop trying to fool cops dear. Onions are the best to make you cry for a long time.

2006-07-23 20:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by Vibs 3 · 3 0

think of something really really sad that does make you cry... you really don't have time to do anything that will actually "make" you cry, and i don't recommend doing harm to your body.. just keep practicing. but thinking of the saddest thing you can think of will make it easier to fake cry.. ......... (someone already said this so i have to give you another answer).. tickle your nose hairs to make yourself sneeze (about 4 times) and it will cause your eyes to water (don't ask me how i know that) or do what that guy Troy (Mule) said.. lol

2006-07-23 20:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by gottheanswer 2 · 0 0

think of something really bad or sad that happened to you. example a dead dog or cat.. past away family member or a lost boyfriend or husband....anything that ,makes you cry...me i cry if a get nervous....good luck.

2006-07-23 20:43:06 · answer #5 · answered by gengen 3 · 0 0

if you pull a nostril hair it will make you tear up. I hope you do not have to many big ones or that goes against you in looks so the cop will not care.

2006-07-23 20:36:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Well, first off, Quit being a Spoiled Brat!!


"How can I better fake cry to get things my way?"

Grow up, and be counted! If you do that crime, do the time...(and be glad it was only a speeding ticket, he should have thrown the book at you for being immature to drive, whinning like that :).

I hope that you learn to grow up, but, its an individual thing and no one can help you on that part now, because if you havent learned responsibility by now, then your character is lacking...

I wish you well..

Jesse

2006-07-23 20:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by x 7 · 1 5

chili seeds or juice. Get a bit on your finger and just gently touch around your eyes, you'll be bawling your head off

2006-07-23 20:37:45 · answer #8 · answered by Scheherazade 2 · 0 1

cry isnt a drama , it is a emotion . but if you want fake cry please try glycerine that are also used in films :caution: glycerine can damge the eye .

2006-07-23 21:25:27 · answer #9 · answered by will_be_frends 1 · 0 0

blow ur nostils, eyes open (no blinking) and stop breathing while doing it u will get ur eyes wet in a moment... from there carry on
practice it...
u will get t he art right...

2006-07-23 20:48:02 · answer #10 · answered by aaMu 2 · 0 0

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