i just got some bad news about something, and i want someone to cheer me up. you can write anything you want[realistic or not], just something you think is funny.
:( + ur answers = :)
2006-07-23 19:53:28 · 13 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What sport was named after the U.S. state?
It's "Tennis-See"!
What is the opposite of Oh-Low-Oh?
It's Oh-High-Oh!
What is the girl's name that is also the name of one U.S. state?
It's Kelly-fornia!
What body part that is also look like a fruit or a vegetable?
It's Toe-Ma-Toe.
2006-07-23 19:56:56 · answer #1 · answered by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A guy runs into a bar, and tells the bartender "Give me 18 shots of vodka, quick!" So, the bartender pours the shots, and the guy guzzles them all down in an eyeblink.
The bartender, clearly impressed, says "Wow, I have never seen anyone drink like that before." The guy replies, "Yeah? Well, you would too if you had what I had."
The bartender asks with earnest "Oh? what do you have?"
"50 cents."
2006-07-23 20:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by taishar68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man I aint herd that saying since I was a kids...
Milk Milk Lemon aid around the corner fudge is made
Man that girl needs to grow up...
and U can JUST laugh
Say HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-07-23 19:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by tats 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something funny for meeeeee
2006-07-23 19:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by mr.phattphatt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from Tennessee?
Because your the only ten I see! lol
Only thing I could come up with was a corny pick up line! : )
Hope you feel better soon hun!
2006-07-23 19:57:56 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhm...well YES hes a professional player he shouldnt go round chucking a spaz just cauz somebody said summant 2 him!
2006-07-23 20:14:15 · answer #6 · answered by ~*.::. sAy--wAatT.:.*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I left the cake out in the rain and i don't think i can take it because it took so long to bake it and i'll never see that recipe again...oh no."
2006-07-23 19:58:14 · answer #7 · answered by Krista 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm intelligent! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yeah...not funny, huh? well, that's the only joke I know...and I've already told it like...five times! I don't know, I guess I'm not funny
2006-07-23 20:55:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey..
one day when TARZAN was passing by in the jungle, when he saw a dead leopard..do you what was the first thing he said...
ha ha ha...aaauuuuuuuuu..there's my new underwear...ha ha ha...
lol.
2006-07-23 20:06:06 · answer #9 · answered by Sydwho 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
milk, milk
lemonade
around the corner
fudge is made
2006-07-23 19:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by kimmy209 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋