2006-07-23 19:41:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
is that a banana in your pocket or did you just mix viagra with your daily vitamins.
2006-07-23 19:45:33 · answer #1 · answered by Give Blood; Play Hockey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
overlook with regard to the stupid stigma round now days. it ought to correctly be celebrated that your nevertheless a Virgin. save your virginity on your spouse. Media makes it out that being a Virgin is undesirable yet reality is that for the previous thousands of years, being a Virgin replaced into the fad yet purely 2 a lengthy time period now it is the alternative. don't experience forced. Be proud damn you!!
2016-10-15 03:34:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ladies old enough to live in retirement homes aren't vulnerable to pick up lines.
2006-07-23 19:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by grubblywrigglysquigglywitchety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look how steady my hands are DORIS
They are just like me when we decide to bring out the gramophone for the next 30 years.
2006-07-23 19:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha umm Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ***, let me get that for you. (then grab her ***)8888I don't condone this one lol its just funny88888
Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
2006-07-23 19:48:21 · answer #5 · answered by kclo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them Nurses to lockup the Viagra.
2006-07-23 19:46:30 · answer #6 · answered by sabina-2004@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UR SUCH A LIAR U R NOT 78 YEARS OLD I FOUND ANOTHER QUESTION OF UR'S AND U SAID U WERE 98 OR SOMETHING AND BLIND!I STILL I THINK UR QUESTIONS R FUNNY!
2006-07-23 21:48:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together! Wait, wait, let me get my reading glasses first."
"Is it hot in here or is it just you? Oh I forgot, it's another one of my hotflashes."
2006-07-23 19:46:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea...
Psst.. Psst... Hey honey... I just got my prescription refilled with "full strenght" Viagra...
Wanna try it out and see if they DO work? :)
ROTFLOL!!!
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-07-23 19:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey, babe! You don't look a day over 70!"
2006-07-23 19:45:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋