Whenever I grace the halls of big supermarkets they have free samples of food for people..Sometimes when i ask nicely they will give me seconds..but when I ask for fourths(yes "fourths" do exist) they can get rude..I have tried all types of disguises such as changing my voice and clothes but having face and body that is not easy to forget does have some drawbacks at times..please i need help
---a very cheap and hungry man
2006-07-23 18:39:55 · 13 answers · asked by Italian Stallion 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
LOL...Dellajoy beat me to some wonderful suggestions. Or, you could take samples and keep going back and telling the people that there's something wrong with it and you'd like another...there's a bug in this one...oh, this one is burnt...or wait for them to turn their backs and take all the samples.
2006-07-25 15:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by NA 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yay!! Welcome back Italian Stallion!!
Two suggestions:
1. Get a job as the "sample lady" and then eat your samples all day.
2. Go to the deli section and pretend you want to buy stuff but don't know if you'd like it. Ask for samples of everything. Then if you want to make it look like you were really serious buy a very small amount of something you really liked.
2006-07-24 10:33:47 · answer #2 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think there could be a problem there that you're not dealing with.... I'm not trying to be critical, but it sounds like you're trying to cover something up, ya know? I'd maybe ask a professional for some advice.... it really does help. Best wishes...
2006-07-24 01:44:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hail You, Master of freebies? :) why don't you try a costume that you will just attach to your belt that would look like you have three other persons with you. I think you just need to inflate them first. :)
Now you can ask them to give you more samples for your freinds.
2006-07-24 03:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by Haynaku 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, did it ever occur to you that you might just be a pig? Because most people don't enjoy having to bask in the glory of the pigs who happen to be gracing the halls of their enterprises.
2006-07-24 01:43:08 · answer #5 · answered by sothisislife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't go to the grocery store hungry. IF YOU ARE NOT HUNGRY AND YOU STILL WANT ALL THE SAMPLES YOU CAN GET......the problem is not hunger it is mentally related. Seek help.
2006-07-24 01:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by sunbeamer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Have small children get samples for you while you hide in the aisles waiting for them?
Buy ramen noodles. Cheap and awesome.
2006-07-24 01:45:15 · answer #7 · answered by xxx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pay some kids a nickel to bring you back the snacks while you wait around, closely, though, so the lil sh77s don;t run off with your nickel and bagel bite!
2006-07-24 15:36:01 · answer #8 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHEN YOU GO, TAKE LIKE 3 SAMPLES, IF THEY ASK JUST SAY ITS FOR YOUR KIDS, OR WIFE AND KIDS OR WHATEVER. DUDE, YOU NEED TO LAY OFF THE FREE SAMPLES AND TAKE YOUR BUTT TO THE GYM!
2006-07-24 01:45:11 · answer #9 · answered by Norma S. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... Stop eatting fo damn much, and go on a diet. I assure you that will help even more.
2006-07-24 01:42:41 · answer #10 · answered by Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋