I'm bored.?

Question

Keep it clean. Just say something interesting, preferably funny, but it doesn't matter.

Answer 1

sorry i've been so busy and not talked much lately... I get focused on something and i become stupid to everything else until i finish. But i'm almost done! check it out- http://www.fulturnjones.com

So the guy I work with was working away trying to fix this machine, and he was there for like 2 hours this morning, so I went up to help him. Keep in mind he's been doing this for 5 years and I've only been doing it for 1. Anyway so I walk in, he explains what's going on, and says "I just can't figure it out" so he hands me a part and I look at it for about 3 seconds, and say, well this is broken...did you not see this? He's like oh my god that's the first thing i should have checked... I can't believe I missed that. I was thinking, yeah, you dipsh!t... how did you miss that??? It was probably the easiest thing I've figured out since I started working for this company. I couldn't believe how much of an idiot this guy was. anyway i guess that's not all that interesting, but I was baffled by his stupidity.

Answer 2

Bored - hmmmmn.. seems to be a global phenomenon.
or is it me who keeps getting these sort of questions, most of the time. ? Not - I guess.
I keep bumping into people who tell that they are bored.

The best thing you can do at this stage is to find out the causes and effects of boredom. or why not look at the funny side of this boredom ? say, the shape, size and solutions of this creature called boredom which is residing in you.

Sure enough, you would win the noble prize for your thesis on this subject, which is as bad as terrorism. Should try, for one thing which is sure to happen. You will forget your boredom, while searching for it all over the place.

;)

Cheers, happy searching

Answer 3

Pick up a book to read. National Enquirer doesn't count.

Start writing a poem or short story. You don't even have to be good at it.

Decide suddenly that you're an artist and start on your masterpiece.

Or go to Punchbaby.Com.


And here's your funny (one I wrote myself): I'm driving my Jeep with a friend riding beside me. I head into the tunnel that goes under the Van Nuys Airport. Suddenly my friend starts freaking out, going ballistic, trying to get out of the car and nearly causing me to get into a wreak. I grab him and keep him inside the Jeep until we've made it through the tunnel. As we leave it he returns to normal, acting as it nothing happened.

Well, my fellow Texan, that has to be the worse case of carpool tunnel syndrome I've ever heard of.

Answer 4

I read your profile and you said you are getting your pilots license. Try going to www.airliners.net and looking at some pics while listenin to some Buble or Sinatra. I recomend "Come Fly With Me" by Frank Sinatra. That's what I'm doing.

Answer 5

Lalala

Answer 6

Hmm..well there seems to be some sort of commotion going on in Lebanon.....I'm not sure who started all the bru-ha-ha this time, but it sure looks like a mess.

Answer 7

well y dont u answer this riddle 4 me.. What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
2. What do you call a man when a Marine sits on him?

Answer 8

but helpless pieces in the game HE plays

upon this checker board of nights and days

here and there HE checks, moves and slays

and one by one back into nothing lays

life, consciousness, big adventure! go crazy! you may not be back

Answer 9

ya so i went 2 da airport 2da and well thts about it

Answer 10

three guys are walking and two guys walk into a bar, the other one ducks.....