2006-07-23 17:49:03 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
Instead of waiting for the inevitable ... why not just kill yourself right now and get it out of the way?
2006-07-23 17:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would advise him :
1. Not to invade Russia and the Balkans.
2. Finish Britain and stay in west Europe.
3. Dont waste your time with the Jews.
4. Dont rely on Italy.
5. Let Rommel run the Reich. He is smarter.
Everybody accuses Hitler so easy but they never think that Britain had a similar kind of fascism and racism in its colonies. Peoples from all the colonies of Britain fought with the brits for the "freedom" of the world but when the WWII was over, the brits did not keep their promise and the same peoples had to fight against colonization.
2006-07-24 01:37:47 · answer #2 · answered by Spartan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I probably would've said
"Hallo mein Fuhrer"
as anything else might've gotten me shot.
I appreciate that others have been so brave to say that they would've killed or insulted Hitler but in the real world he was very well protected by loyal followers.
2006-07-24 07:58:35 · answer #3 · answered by mckellmail 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adolf, on 20th July, 1943, you'll be in a meeting and Claus von Stauffenberg will accidentally leave his briefcase in the room; be sure to pick it up and bring it to him - there's veeeery important stuff inside (once you get the case, there's no need to hurry).
Uh, there. I guess that's technically only one sentence.
2006-07-24 02:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by Narplex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u will fail and u will get a bunch of retards as followers in the future
P.S. hitler was no milatry genoius lol it was him always tring to controll the milatry that won us the war like the panzer div that was held up on d-day
2006-07-24 02:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by ryan s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be nice to the Jews especially the ones called Albert and you will rule the world
2006-07-24 02:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by brinlarrr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are stupid and if you didn't have a very deep hatred of jews and love your master race, which you didn't match, you may have been able to win WWII. But you did the best thing for everyone and shot yourself. Kudos to you for that!
2006-07-24 02:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by Shane S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have said:(prepare yourself)
You're a filthy a$$ son of a ****** bastard who deserves to have himself tortured till the water works start coming and burned alive.
OR
Goodbye you bastard!(right before I shoot him in his head)
2006-07-24 00:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by Darling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess what?? In the future, in a movie starred by a JEW you appear dressed like a maid, and getting f*cked in hell..... how does it feel, hun?
2006-07-24 00:54:11 · answer #9 · answered by ma_isa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Excuse me there Dorf, would you mind holding these electrodes and placing your foot in this bucket of salt water while I step out of the room for a moment to check on my fudge?"
2006-07-24 01:08:12 · answer #10 · answered by mjlehde@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋