I am a swinging 62 year old widower.
I wear my skin tight pants up to my belly button and have lots of awesome black socks and sandals...in other words I LOOK GOOD.
I want to meet lots of nice YOUNG groovy ladies now that my wife has taken a dirt nap.
So how do I get rid of this smell that repels the young hotties??? I bathe regularly and use scented shampoos and lots of Old Spice.
Suggestions???
2006-07-23 16:03:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
i would suggest to drop those pants slightly,not so tight,get rid of those black socks unless you wear a suit.go to a department store and ask for the mens dept.where they sell good smelling cologne.old spice went out in the late sixties or early seventies.you must not have been very happy.not very nice to comment about your wife maybe shes the lucky one.i think if these ladies sees this they may not be to easy to catch.stay with the seniors!
2006-07-23 16:54:04 · answer #1 · answered by egbmhc10th 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Here is my advice and you should take it because I'm a young lady. 1st -- Get rid of the OLD spice!!!! Hence the name. Instead choose a younger smelling cologne. My dad actually goes up to ladies after spraying cologne on a card and asks THEM what they think. The "cologne ladies" are working in that section for a reason. Ask them what would be good for you. And make sure you like it. A good one is Miracle for Men. or Armani Mania. And if you don't have a lot of money. -- Curve! I myself love that smell. Wear casual clothes (something that is appealing on all men) and be Groovy! DON'T try to wear teenage clothes though. Be a Younger, Sexy, YOU!
2006-07-23 16:10:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Theres a way to get rid of the old dude smell and also get rid of your wrinkles, and the look of your age. This will be a very technical way cuz you'll have to try to solve alot of science questions. First buy all of the books and writings published by Einstein, then, try to build a machine that makes his quantom theory of time travel a reality, then set your time-o-dometer to 40 years earlier and WALAAAA, you wont smell like a old guy.... It'll be like you're in your 20's again!!!
2006-07-23 18:04:49 · answer #3 · answered by myprinterisonfire 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well try some of the newer cologne than old spice... and keep bathing regularly and use all your scented things you can.. and hopefully you will meet someone just for you.. maybe you might want to get on one of the dating sites..like plentyoffish.com....singlesnet.com...just a suggestion
2006-07-23 16:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by sanangel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is my advice from a young 50 something. Get rid of the socks, ditch the old sandals, belt up your trousers under your oversized belly, bath/shower at least twice a day as we all know older men get a bit shy with water usage, don t be afraid to lather up the soap its cheap enough, have regular hair cuts, wash clothes on a daily basis and maybe, just maybe some poor young thing will find you attractive.
2015-07-15 05:34:12 · answer #5 · answered by m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A long Jacuzzi Clorox bath will do the trick.
2006-07-23 16:07:19 · answer #6 · answered by Hoops 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are rich that will make up for your stink. Just let the girls know you wanna be their Sugar Daddy. Otherwise, just use alot of mouthwash and cologne.
2006-07-23 16:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by danac210 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See a doctor.
2006-07-23 16:20:55 · answer #8 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love to see a photo of this.
2006-07-24 10:44:18 · answer #9 · answered by Notnadia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shave the beard and stop eating corn flakes.
2006-07-23 16:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by Tones 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋