I posted this in another question and I got no solution to this riddle/joke. It is one of these Chuck Norris jokes, but the point of it can only be accessed through a couple of layers of induction.
Can you please solve my riddle, i.e. explain this joke to me for ten points?
Elton John once made Chuck Norris a rotten egg. Apparently rotten eggs can roundhouse kick you in the face.
2006-07-23 16:00:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Think about the term rotten egg. What do you say, in reference to a rotten egg. There is a specific phrase you use regarding a rotten egg, and the connection to Elton John is found in the rotten egg connection.
2006-07-23 16:12:00 · update #1
Now I am disappointed, because I don't believe if thatchickist would have gotten my riddle without the additional details.
2006-07-23 16:18:18 · update #2
P.S. I am still dubious. I wrote that joke a long time ago and recently I ran across what I had written and I thought to myself That I must be an idiot because it wasn't funny. Later that evening, I realized that my joke actually had a point.
I am a little impressed, I have an extremely high IQ and I didn't get my own joke at first.
2006-07-23 16:33:32 · update #3
I didn't say it was funny, I said it was a riddle/joke.
Am I going to be reported for chatting?
2006-07-23 16:41:28 · update #4
Elton was having an orgy and Chuck Norris wanders in by mistake and Elton yells "the last one in's a rotten egg" (of course talking about the last one to be in the pool boy) and Chuck isn't gay so of course he was the last one in and then Chuck kindly explains that he is not homosexual and has to roundhouse kick Elton to save face in front of the other partiers. (wow I must be bored to sit here and think about this)
PS- I did get the gist of it before your further explanations. I mean Elton John... he's the stereotype gay guy. it just took me that long to come up with a little story to explain myself.
Oh, and I didn't say I found it overly funny. I'd call it more of a riddle than a joke. But I'm okay with you being skeptical. I AM a little sketchy ha ha.
I won't tell if you won't ;)
2006-07-23 16:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, the sentence "Elton John once made Chuck Norris a rotten egg" can be construed to mean "Elton John once turned Chuck Norris into a rotten egg." Since Chuck Norris' signature move is a round house kick, the egg delivered the kick.
I guess.
2006-07-23 23:04:26 · answer #2 · answered by angry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It probably refers to the old "Last one in is a rotten egg" game. It's saying that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him for referring to him as a rotten egg. Why it's Elton John is beyond me.
The joke is a bit cryptic and I can't say I'm 100% on my analysis, just a guess.
2006-07-23 23:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by Answers- Like them or not 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the old childs game last one is a rotten egg. elton john made norris his last one on his list of getting.
2006-07-23 23:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by hollywood71@verizon.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if elton john made chuck norris into a rotten egg, then I imagine the eggy Chuck would still retain his wicked a$$ kickin abilities
2006-07-23 23:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means that Chuck Norris gouged out Elton John's left eye and skull f-d him.
There.... that clever enough?
2006-07-23 23:04:51 · answer #6 · answered by sunflower1237 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you mean to say he called him a rotten egg? Otherwise this makes no sense.
2006-07-23 23:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no question!
2006-07-23 23:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you please tell me the right answer its driving me crazy!!!
2006-07-23 23:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋