2006-07-23 15:56:31 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Macaroni. It's all the way it is so that macaroni may exist. Without it all the macaroni goes away, and then physics crumble, men weep openly, and the grass changes into unpleasant colors and ducks when you try to cut it. It's all so damned simple!
2006-07-23 16:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by hefficide 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, first, it is because of the facist dignitaries that are significantly less smart than they seem to belive. Secondly it is because of the crickets that sometime play their horrid song outside of the presidents window. The gun he uses to try to shoot them at night doesn't work. Therefore, he doesn't get enough sleep. This makes him cranky. Thirdly, it is because of a totally improper diet.
2006-07-23 16:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by jaded.beth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like why, and I like it when a person asks why. God has given human beings an innate desire to explore and know. Aristotle understood this well, when he said, Man by nature desires to know.
The first WHY to address is why I am I here? Simple, because God created to you in His image so He could be your friend; only human beings can understand and know God, but in a limited sense, because God is infinite and human beings are finite. God wants to you know Him and enjoy Him forever, but we have a problem, sin.(Romans 3:10, 23) Sin separated us from God, but God didn't leave us in that predicament.(Romans 6:23) God came down in Jesus to ransom us from sin and reconcile us to God. This brings us to the second WHY, because God is merciful and gracious. We as sinners can find unmerited favor with God through the sacrificial work of Jesus.(Romans 5:5-10) This bring us to the third, WHY, God performed this act of mercy so we could spend eternity with Him in heaven, or if we chose to reject His gracious offer, then we must pay for our sins on our own merit. That is not sufficient, so God must disown us, and we pay the penalty ourselves away from His presence in hell for all eternity. (Ephesians 2:8-10; John 3:16; 36;Jude 12,13; Revelation 20: 10-15) When you believe in Jesus Christ as your savior, you have an eternity of glory awaiting, but if abject terror.
2006-07-23 16:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by tigranvp2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because
2006-07-23 15:59:54 · answer #4 · answered by Rabbit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one:
Its because last night I did not know my pants were off in the first place.
Second one:
Even if I knew I could not tell you. The US government would kill me.
Third one:
You mean, YOU don't know??????????????
2006-07-23 16:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by Deanrwhite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Gay Marriage is Gay and I Think ur Gay Buddy Get ah
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2006-07-23 16:00:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I can!
2006-07-23 16:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by Joy RP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because i got high and ate some drywall.
because i drank the blood of m enemies.
because i smoked rocks.
:):)
2006-07-23 16:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by Joel E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just take a look at "a_littlebit_of me" and you'll quickly understand why;) LOL
2006-07-23 16:01:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.
2006-07-23 16:49:09 · answer #10 · answered by Clambo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋