Oh goodness! My family is full of those sayings!
Here's a couple that I remember my granny used to say(out loud, too!):
1."She's hollerin' like a white lady in church!"
2. "That boy's a slow as molasses in winter."
3. "That fool's just as crazy as a bedbug!"
4."I'm more nervous like a whore in church."
5."That child is simple like Simon."(Simple Simon)
6."That man's uglier than homemade ****."
7."That child look bad. She look like death shot murder."
8."That's an unconstitutional ************ over there!"
2006-07-23 15:59:02
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answered by ? 4
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Smart like a Yahoo Karate Hamster on Steroids.
2006-07-23 16:02:27
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answer #2
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answered by Nerdly Stud 5
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Nervous as a long-tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
2006-07-23 15:50:36
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answer #3
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answered by rockEsquirrel 5
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That matters about as much as a fart in a gale wind.
2006-07-23 16:08:18
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answer #4
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answered by toota956 4
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Flipping flupers I like to say this so that I don't swear in front of my children
2006-07-23 15:55:49
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answer #5
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answered by Amber B 2
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sweatin like a pig on a spit
Stone the flamin crows
2006-07-23 15:56:05
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answered by Anonymous
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boy I'll tell-ya, it's like a one-legged cat trying to burry terds on a frozen pond.
2006-07-23 16:13:24
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answered by BobbyG 2
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i am sweating like a whore in church
that's queerer than a football bat
slower than smoke off sh1t
2006-07-23 15:48:21
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answered by Cap'n Donna 7
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Not a snowball's chance in hell ..
2006-07-23 15:49:33
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answered by sassy 6
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