2006-07-23 15:35:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
Make sure you get a Bagel, and not a donut.
2006-07-23 15:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by me 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The whole 'bagel on the bleeding arm' thing was a myth started by those cream cheese guys.
If you really want those thighs to stand out, wrap them in aluminum foil and spread lard in your hair and across your eyebrows. The bleeding arm can be used as a fashion accessory, and you can smirk a lot and tell people you're running for mayor.
2006-07-23 15:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by Stuart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. Assuming that it's a salt bagel - with garlic cream cheese, of course - you will heal your wound AND give the illusion of thinner thighs. GO FOR IT!
2006-07-23 15:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by kyle b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try smoothering your blood onto the bagel and yum, you've got yourself a nice snack for the day!
2006-07-23 15:38:49 · answer #4 · answered by GlitzNGlam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That depends, does the bagel have cream cheese on it, or no?
And for gawdssakes, stop bleeding on the carpet! ;)
2006-07-23 15:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by Cookie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It it a plain bagel or flavored. and is it fresh or out of the dumpster?
2006-07-23 15:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Toooo Sexy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had no idea bagels had any medicinal properties.
2006-07-23 15:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by Bubsy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! DON'T DO THAT! I saw a movie where Tom Green did the same thing and let's just say he can't participate in the NAACP anymore!!! LOLRZ! MAKE SURE YOU DONT DIE TO DEATH!
2006-07-23 15:38:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't tempt me to unleash the one legged space chickens!
2006-07-23 15:40:26 · answer #9 · answered by tazinator5150 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT?!?! Someone took a little too much of something.. lol ♥
2006-07-23 17:13:05 · answer #10 · answered by Jessica Cohen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋