(Or possiblly a Mime...I am afraid to get too close).
It is possible he is just passed out from drugs or alcohol but there is a funny smell that I think signals death.
What do I do? I was arrested last year for shoplifting Kit Kat bars and I am afraid to call the cops for fear they will try to pin this on me.
I will die before I go to jail again.
Any help would be appreciated...AND PLEASE HURRY!
2006-07-23 14:39:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
Dead clowns are not funny and live ones are worse. Be happy he is dead and you did not have to endure his allegedly funny antics and shenanigans.....
However, if it is a mime, he might just be PRETENDING to be dead and be waiting for you to unsuspectingly to get near him and catch you unawares to trap you in his invisible box.....
2006-07-23 14:52:27 · answer #1 · answered by alleymarziacat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I gathered you have been in jail before. You have a right to fear calling the police because of your previous record.
This maybe a good chance to rebuild a good record with the law. As long as you can confirm your where about at certain time, and you have nothing to do with the person on your porch, you should not be afraid.
They can see you volunteer to call them. If you fear your record and not doing the right thing, you might brought attention to your record and yourself anyway.
You know the saying, if you do not speak the truth, the truth will speak for itself.
The police might try to intimidate you with their questions, but that is part of the process as you are the only person around that body.
If you decide not to do anything, now and they find out later, it will raise a lot of question about the "why".
Anyway, good luck mate.
2006-07-23 21:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by Farani P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes... the old 'Dead Clown On My Front Porch' complaint! This has plagued millions of people across the globe and now it is sitting on your very own doorstep. Why not poke him and ask him "What is the meaning of life?" Clowns hate philosophy and he will either run away , telling you he is in fact not dead OR he will engage you in a boring exchange on the topic, which will immediately tell you he is not a clown nor dead. In which case you can ask him to get the hell off your porch! If however, he is a dead clown, good for us! They are awful! Call Barnum and Bailey and ask if they are missing a clown! If they are not......bury him...nose down!
2006-07-23 22:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by michael g 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the Clown Police.
2006-07-23 21:49:54 · answer #4 · answered by bigrob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go out an rent a large elephant and put him next to the clown. Then call the police and claim that the elephant did it. This plan is flawless.
2006-07-23 21:44:51 · answer #5 · answered by Idunno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prop him up against a wall across the street, pull his pants down, then call the police anonymously from a pay phone to tell them there is a perverted pedophile clown on the loose in your neighborhood. They can figure out the death part when they get there.
2006-07-23 21:45:09 · answer #6 · answered by soontobeit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd leave him there to deter future clowns (or mimes). Believe me, the cops will understand.
2006-07-23 21:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by Elwood Blues 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick him up and go put him on someone else's door step and the ring the bell and runnnnnnnnn
2006-07-23 21:44:39 · answer #8 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step over him on your way to the bar, and hopefully he'll be gone by the time you get back. Or, maybe by then you'll be too drunk to care.
2006-07-23 21:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by tsopolly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call police.
2006-07-23 21:43:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋