If you could publicly humiliate a famous person, who would it be and why?

Question

Go ahead, give me some of the details on your celebrity smack-down...

Answer 1

First off, I object to the wording of your Question, its priorities as stated are not correct. :) That Question should read: "If you could publicly humiliate a famous person, who would it be and HOW?" How is so much more fun than *why* don't you think?

Having said all that:

--Who: Bono Vox, a.k.a. that U2 Guy.
Why: Fake Lame Yahoo Answers By Committee that Us Ordinary Peons can't even *criticize* with a proper thumbs-down, hello?
How: Knock him out by slipping him a Mickey Finn in his late-night drink, and then *shave his eyebrows* and *dye his Hair PINK, permanently*.

--Who: Andrew W. K.
Why: If Tom Welling is passable as Superman, then this "rocker" is definitely his Bizarro...he's that much a generic musclehead and definitely that retarded-acting, and *proud* of it.
How: Show up on his doorstep, piss and moan endlessly (hey! I have a God-given *talent* for that!) tell him all about my problems and just annoy him until he snaps and says "Hell No, My Name is Andrew W.K. and I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND!!"

(all caught on camera--flush one fake career down the toilet)

--Who: Osama Bin Laden
Why: Hello??
How: Traditional Roman Crucifixion. Hang him *upside down* on an X-shaped wooden cross, *by razor wire*, break his legs (which he is hanging by), shove five POUNDS of Pork Rinds down his throat, Duct Tape his Hole SHUT, soak him with kerosene and light him UP. Next! (yep, humiliation is too GOOD for the likes of him)

--Who: Jimmy Carter
Why: Ronald Reagan, G.W. Bush, and everyone *in between* those two. Not to mention letting the Ayatollahs and the Mullahs grow and fester like the cancerous tumah they are.
How: Build his Memorial Statue...out of Peanut Butter. Ship to Iraq.

--Who: Laura Bush
Why: "Well, they're poor people, this is likely better than what they're used to", in the wake of five DAYS of letting people Die in their Dung at the Super-Dome, in New Orleans, Post-Katrina.
How: Make her LIVE in New Orleans for the rest of her life, regardless of what condition the city's remains are in. And take away her *modern* wardrobe, have her dress like her personal role model, Marie Antoinette, for the rest of her natural life.

--Who: Bryan Singer, Director of Motion Pictures.
Why: Running away from X3 *while he was still at work on it* for a *bigger payday* for a mediocre Superman film, and being the *ruin* of both films in the process.
How: Make HIM wear a bright red *marble-holder* as underwear, Superman style, on the outside of ALL his clothes, until/unless all of that money he got paid to screw fans over gets spent for good, worthy causes.

Am I done? Not really, but this ought to give you some idea as to how *into it* I can get when the Topic is Revenge (Daily Doubles anyone? *rofl*).

Answer 2

Scarlette Jo Hanson

Answer 3

I would humiliate Brittney Spears. If a non celebrity were to drive with their infant in their lap while driving they would get a ticket so is she exempt just because she is famous? Why is it a crime for us to endanger our children and not her? And her nanny drops her son on his head? What's up with that? Just cause she can have babies doesn't mean she is a good mom or she needs them.

Answer 4

I have no desire to humiliate anyone in public, famous or not. I'm not fond of some people, but to humiliate them? No way, it's against my nature, I don't have the heart to do it. That would be most offensive to God.

Answer 5

Considering how some famous people live their lives, they already humiliate themselves without any help. (Besides, the line to egg Bush and Cheney runs around the block!)

Answer 6

Lorne Michaels. Why? Just because you never hear anything negative, or gossipy, at all about him in the National Enquirer or anywhere else. He made all of his fame and fortune making fun of others. It would be great karma.

Answer 7

I would LOVE to knock Pat Robertson down a peg or two. I would argue that he does a good enough job of embarrassing himself were it not for all the people who buy into his nonsense.

Answer 8

Kathy Griffin. She irks me soooo much, because all she does is go on and on and on about the faults of celebrities. She is such a hypocrite...for example, she's the type of person to totally go off on a celebrity about being too superficial even though she totally had plastic surgery and personally informed the media about it.

Like WTF MATE??? hahahha.

Answer 9

probly Michael Jackson, but most child molesters dont come out in public after they've gotten away with it. besides i dont think there is anything more u can do to humiliate him, but im sure i could think of sumthing.

Answer 10

The plastic woman, Joan Rivers. She is not now, nor do I think she was ever funny. She is just so full of her self. If she said, to
me, can we talk I would just walk away from her!!