I woke up this morning and my underwear was missing. There was vasoline on my back side and my wife has been real sweet to me all day...I had quite a few drinks last night and don't remember anything... Should I ask or is somethings better off not said?
2006-07-23 13:44:07 · 29 answers · asked by and,or,nand,nor 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
One of two things happened... 1) I passed out, she undressed me and smeared it on me as a joke... Or 2) She was having a little fun with my poop hole while I was out... I was drinking at home and didn't leave... I went to bed, I remember that... And I woke up in my bed...
2006-07-23 13:58:56 · update #1
omg! this is hilarious....
jsut ask her what happened last night and she'll prolly tell you.. you guys prolly jsut had hot sex last night and you dont' remember :)
2006-07-23 14:04:27 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
is this a real question? i don't think anyone could get that drunk! if this is a real question then just tell her you were pretty wasted and can remember that much about last night then ask her what exactly happened , you never know it might be harmless plus i think you would know if something happened that you don't normally do happened between you two or at least you should
2006-07-23 13:50:24 · answer #2 · answered by you know 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you think if you smeared **** all over your wife's vagina and you acted all nice and sweet she'd be acting like you did??????? she could just be messing with your head and you might want to think about a check up. keep a calm head, talk to her and be SAFE.this is most likely a head game but you have the right to know what happened, just like she would if she woke up like that.
Vin
2006-07-23 13:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U MIGHT NOT WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED UNLESS U HAVE A REALLY GOOD HEALTH CARE PLAN THAT OFFERS COUNSELING AND MEDS. I DONT KNOW THATS A TOUGH ONE, IF SHES NOT USUALLY NICE TO U THEN SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPENED, MAYBE U COULD BE LIKE "HEY I HAD FUN LAST NIGHT" AND SEE WHAT SHE SAYS TO THAT OR SOMETHING, SOME KIND OF OPEN ENDED QUESTION THAT SHE'LL HAVE TO RESPOND TO.
2006-07-23 13:50:17 · answer #4 · answered by Work-N-Hrd-2-Mk-It 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she's being sweet cause of what she came in the bedroom to see you doing with another man, and now she's scared, so that's why she is being sweet...
2006-07-23 13:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by yoohoosusie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JUST ASK HER...
you are married and if there are any details she will tell you.
the love between the two of you cannot be destroyed by a single incident.
2006-07-23 14:54:43 · answer #6 · answered by vhy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like your wife should be questioning you buddy!!!! something a little freaky went on last night. and i think you know what
2006-07-23 13:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you want to go camping???
THink about it, does your bumm hurt at all?
Is there still vasoline up it?
Best answer is should we trust you!!!
2006-07-24 13:19:24 · answer #8 · answered by ▪Ψ~ RZ ~Ψ▪ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope you shouldn't trust her. Did you happen to see a hidden camera by the dresser?
2006-07-23 13:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should ask her what went on last night, without accusing her of anything.
2006-07-23 13:48:17 · answer #10 · answered by CAT 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not that bad ,shes ur wife not a women u met that nite
2006-07-23 13:54:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋