2006-07-23 13:31:55 · 26 answers · asked by nic 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Yo mamma is da joke.
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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2006-07-23 13:34:21 · answer #1 · answered by Plasmapuppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo momma so fat, EVERYBODY sat next to her at school
Yo momma SO fat, she puts deodorant on with a paint roller
Yo momma SO fat, she got into her chevy and the C fell off, it just said HEVY
Yo momma SO fat, she trimmed her fingernails and lost 30lbs
2006-07-23 20:35:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch that show on MTV with Fezz from That 70's Show. Then you'll hear lots of Yo Momma jokes :)
2006-07-23 20:35:54 · answer #3 · answered by MentalCaseMaggot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so slow it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
2006-07-23 20:37:39 · answer #4 · answered by chubbiguy40 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so big that she has more chins than the Hong Kong telephone directory.
2006-07-23 20:35:34 · answer #5 · answered by Revelator 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so dumb the computer said press any key and she did'nt know which button to press.that's really old tho
2006-07-23 20:39:25 · answer #6 · answered by vtgirl3450 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
2006-07-23 20:35:06 · answer #7 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so poor, she bounces food stamps.
2006-07-23 20:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma SOOO fat she comes from both sides of the family!
2006-07-23 20:34:37 · answer #9 · answered by sports chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Respect ya Momma. Lil B****.
2006-07-23 20:34:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a quarter, a booger shot out of George Washington's nose
2006-07-23 20:35:39 · answer #11 · answered by Eye of Innocence 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋