2006-07-23 12:21:12 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
If you haven't already discovered them, you are in for a real treat! Check out http://www.amateurtransplants.com/ - two doctors parodying well-known songs and god only knows how they have avoided being struck off!!
From "Snippets" to the tune of Yellow, by Coldplay
"Look at your skin, look at it's off-white hue
Look at your eyeballs too - they've gone all yellow.
You came to me - you thought you had the 'flu
I knew that wasn't true - you wouldn't be yellow.
We took some blood off you - that's just a thing we do
to folks who turn yellow.
You're yellow - like the desert in Damascus is.
You're yellow - 'cause your liver has metastases.
Do you know - you're really fucked you know
You're really fucked you know.
Classic!!!
2006-07-23 12:42:11 · answer #1 · answered by Friseal 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
'Medical Love Song' from the Monty Python Sings album. Its written by Graham Chapman and Eric Idle. It was composed by Eric Idle and John Du Prez.
It goes a little something like this-
Inflammation of the foreskin
reminds me of your smile,
I've had ballanital chancroids
for quite a little while,
I gave my heart to NSU
that lovely night in june,
I ache for you my darling,
and I hope you get well soon.
My penile warts, your herpes,
my simphilitic sores,
your moenelinial infection,
how I miss you more and more.
Your dobie's itch, my scrumpbox,
our lovely gonorreah,
at least we both were lying,
when we said that we were clear.
Our syphilitic kisses
sealed the secret of our tryst,
you gave me scrotal pustules,
with a quick flick of your wrist.
Your trichovaginitis
sent shivers down my spine,
I got snail tracks in my anus
when your spirochetes met mine.
Gonoccocal urethritis, streptoccocal
ballinitis, Meningo myelitis,
diplococcal cephalitis, Epididimitis,
interstitial keratitis, Syphilitic
choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.
My clapped out genitalia
is not so bad for me,
As the complete and utter failure
every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes
are the worst he's ever seen,
My scrotum's painted orange
and my balls are turning green.
My heart is very tender
though my parts are awful raw,
You might have been infected
but you never were a bore.
I'm dying of your love my love
I'm your spirochetal clown,
I've left my body to science
but I'm afraid they've
turned it down
Gonoccocal urethritis, streptoccocal
ballinitis, Meningo myelitis,
diplococcal cephalitis, Epididimitis,
interstitial keratitis, Syphilitic
choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.
2006-07-23 12:48:20 · answer #2 · answered by Skull 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to say the medical love song by Monty Python but someone beat me to it so instead I'm going for Another Invented Disease by The Manic Street Preachers.
2006-07-23 13:07:55 · answer #3 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girlfriend in a coma - Smiths/Morrissey
Not really my favourite medical related song (in fact I think it's shiiite) but goes with the theme!
2006-07-24 00:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by esl_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's Lost Control by Joy Division- about a girl having an epileptic seizure(?).
2006-07-24 00:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies
2006-07-23 12:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by Professor Riddle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've Got Ants in my Pants (and I Wanna Dance)
James Brown
2006-07-23 12:28:39 · answer #7 · answered by Elwood Blues 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Living With a Hernia, Weird Al
No! Disease, by Matchbox 20! That one rocks!
2006-07-23 12:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by Brianman3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Skin-Rascal Flatts
2006-07-23 12:30:24 · answer #9 · answered by smilenbspecial 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably a Zappa song...don't know which..I can think of Penicillin Penny by Dr. Hook and "If You leave me Can I Come Too" by Jimmy Buffett, which I think is about obsessive love but I haven't heard it..I think the "Medical Love Song" wins it..if only there were more time in a day....How about "Comfortably Numb"?
2006-07-23 14:11:18 · answer #10 · answered by Walsingham 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hemmorage in my hands - Fuel
Bad Case of Loving You - Robert Palmer
2006-07-23 12:29:06 · answer #11 · answered by cybrog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋