story time! 10 points for best story...?

Question

come on, tell a story, make my day.

Answer 1

Once apon a time there was a really weird person. This person went online and got really bored because none of his friends were online. this lead to him getting on yahoo answers and replying to a post about telling a story by saying, "Once apon a time there was a really weird person. This person went online and got really bored because none of his friends were online. this lead to him getting on yahoo answers and replying to a post about telling a story by saying, 'Once apon a time there was a really weird person. This person went online and got really bored because none of his friends were online. this lead to him getting on yahoo answers and replying to a post about telling a story by saying, ' "Once apon a time there was a really weird person. This person went online and got really bored because none of his friends were online. this lead to him getting on yahoo answers and replying to a post about telling a story by saying, "..................................................................................

Answer 2

This is a story about Jack.


This is the house that Jack built.
This is the cat
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the
crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cock that crowed in the morn,
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the farmer sowing the corn,
That kept the the cock that crowed in the morn,
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

Answer 3

Is it allowed to tell a true story? Here goes. You may not like it, but I do, so you are stuck...

I have a friend, Liliana, who was born in Honduras. Her mom and dad died when she was very young so she was taken in by an uncle. He made her work in the fields, while his children went to school. She wanted to get an education, so she begged and he finally let her go to another uncle's house, where she did go to school.

When she turned 18, she was told one day to pack her things, that she had been sold as a prostitute, and the man was coming to get her the next morning.

She went running out of the house in total terror. She prayed, "God, I am going to die if you don't help me. I have no one to help me."

An old woman saw her looking upset and frightened, and asked her what was the matter. Liliana told her. The woman took her to her home as a servant, but also sent her to school.

Liliana studied and worked hard. Eventually, she was recommended for an agricultural exchange program with the United States, and went to an Iowa community college.

There she met a man, Tom. They fell in love, and when her two years were up, she had agreed to return to Honduras for at least two years. Tom went with her, and they married.

They returned to Iowa, and they now have a young daughter. She lives far away from a place where orphans can be sold as prostitutes, and her daughter will never really understand what her mother's life was like at the same age.

I met her last at a church dedication where my wife used to attend, and they have built a new addition. We chatted about her life, and I asked her if she thought any other woman in the church had ever been sold as a prostitute. She just grinned.

Answer 4

they were driving down a long stretch of deserted Texas Hwy.
late one evening. She looked through the back window of the truck over her husbands shoulder and said, Do you see that?
referring to a space ship traveling at the same speed with them,
just above the tree tops. He replied "dammit Mary, what have we
been talking about for the last hundred miles"? While fear stirred in her stomach at his remark, the space ship zipped away, noiseless as it had been and in under two seconds, dropped
straight down and sent up a quick flash of light, as if to make
a visual smartass remark. the end

Answer 5

Externally, she appears to be sleeping through life. But, inside is a raging torrent of emotions, hopes and dreams waiting to leap out of her like a volcano onto someone she feels but can't see. Her night is his day and his day her night.
Will they ever meet in the physical world? Through their eyes, their gaze, a window opened and cannot be closed until the energy it exposed can be captured once again. An indescribable tie to one's soul that can never be forgotten. It has no ending.

Answer 6

With hesitation, Otis jumped into the pit of doom despite the fact he didn't have a Scuba Stacy! In the pit, Otis was stunned to see many uncoordinated Natives jumping and hooting in their language. With eagerness Otis jumped around the bonfire. The natives seemed to think he was a lava god and started to worship him! "Woung, Woung, WHOO!" Chanted the Natives. In disbelief Otis started to chant with them, "Woung, Woung, WHOO!" All of the sudden, the natives stopped.....since Otis couldn't understand them, they plotted either to auction him of to other tribes or to convict him of invasion of privacy!! They decided to convict him then auction him of to the Fire Lord!! They started to chant, "noo nan na!" With embarrassment , Otis tried to explain how he originally planed to rescue his Scuba Stacy. Although Otis couldn't understand their language they reproachfully him how he shouldn't have been on their acreage! So they donated him to the Fire Lord's charity, but the fire lord hated him so much he spat him back up to the surface of the earth!

hope enjoy this (only one of the many stories) Story of Otis the Hotdog!!!

Answer 7

Gabriel came down from the heavens and approached Mary, and the Angel of the Lord said, "Meow meow meow meow."
(i love chicken,i love liver,Meow Mix,Meow Mix,please deliver)

Answer 8

"You're a female assassin?" he asked as he dressed. "Who would ever hire you?"
She smiled as she aimed her pistol. "Your wife."