Which would win in a throwdown: Suckerman or Stretch Armstrong?

Question

Be funny; I need a great explanation!

Answer 1

That is a difficult question and the answer is dependent on many factors. Not being a professional fighter, I posed the question to my next door neighbor, Chuck Norris. He, without hesitation, said that Stretch Armstrong would win. In fact, he admitted that there had only been one time in his life that he thought someone might beat him...and that someone had been Mr. Armstrong. Norris, with great difficulty, was able to beat Mr. Armstrong, but had to spend several months in an undisclosed hospital while he recuperated.