When you're eating at a Chinese restaurant and get a fortune cookie, do you add "in bed" or "on the toilet" to the end of your fortune?
For example, the one I got at lunch today said "Your talents will be recognized and rewarded." Would you change it to "Your talents will be recognized and rewarded in bed." or "Your talents will be recongnized and rewarded on the toilet."?
One's kinda hot, the other's just funny.
2006-07-23 08:57:26 · 20 answers · asked by kojak0527 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
In Bed. A great friend of mine told me about this several months ago, and I have enjoyed fortune cookies soo much more ever since!
2006-07-24 04:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by sexychik1977 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My heavens, I never have been flashed, but I did unintentionally flash a few folks once. I was in the hospital some time back and decided to take a stoll to the vending area. Well, I wasn't thinking about what I was wearing and, let's just say that those hospital gowns don't leave a lot to the imagination on the backside. The nurse came up from behind me and put a blanket over my shoulders . . . I was wondering why it was a little drafty back there!
2016-03-27 04:11:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god...
this is just too funny!
I went and got
Chinese take-out today!
(great minds!)
My fortune reads
"you will be wise not to
seek too much from others".
In bed...on the toilet...
in bed...on the toilet...
What a dilemma!!! lol
2006-07-23 14:54:23 · answer #3 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never tried 'on the toilet' with fortunes before, interesting. Most of the time I throw those things away though :(
2006-07-24 03:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In bed. We normally do that to any sentence that you can add it to. Like, "I'm trying to get more exercise....in bed"
Some of them are really funny
The fortune cookie thing is a good idea too.
2006-07-23 09:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by Pink Tigger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
usually i add in bed. but fortunes now a days are so retarded. i mean like the other day i got a fortune that said "you and your wife will live a happy life together" i mean HELLOOO I'M a Girl and i thought i liked men, but apparently according to my fortune i'm growing up and becoming a lesbian!
2006-07-23 09:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In bed
2006-07-23 09:33:20 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In bed
2006-07-23 09:02:48 · answer #8 · answered by Catcanscratch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In bed.
2006-07-23 09:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by Tori 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friends and i normally add "in bed", but sometimes we add "after a 6 pack of beer"....the 2nd one works for only a few though :P
2006-07-23 17:09:25 · answer #10 · answered by nDn tigress 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋