2006-07-23 06:28:02 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
possible side-effects: irritability, nervous agitation, unusual food cravings (scotch with Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey), insomnia, or paradoxically, drowsiness. Please consult your doctor immediately if you experience one or more of these rare but serious side-effects: unexplained mood changes, delusions of grandeur.
2006-07-23 09:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Talks in sleep.
Talks incesantly.
Can be a good listener even when you think not listening.
Will be honest and tactful.
Comes with sound effects.
Has laughed when car ran out of gas- should have laughed about it later not right then.
Do not allow to have too much caffeine or any- but then will nap more.
Likes naps.
Beware of cooking.
Sometimes indeciseve and often impulsive but can also overthink things.
Simple at first.
Complications arise.
Usualy always too happy.Sometimes too nice.
Sometimes too caring and supportive.
Sometimes too "older sisterish".
Asks lots of questions.
Sometimes doesn't move fast enough.
Loves water not a good swimmer.
Easily entertained.
Easy come easy go attitude.
How she acts is not always what she thinks.
ie: she may seem worried but deep down may be more worried than you realize.
Pack rat- trying to de-packrat herself.
Loves everyone.
Gullible.
Smiles alot.
Occasioanl smart aleck.
Sometimes too quiet.
Has extremes but otherwise very easy to get along with.
If you want to know something just ask.
Strong intuition but sometimes second guesses it.
Buy digestive enzymes.
Don't allow to drink too much tea or soda before longer than 2 hour road trip.
Water is okay though.
Can get car sick.
The rest you must find out for yourself.
2006-07-23 06:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not use if you are one of the following 1 full of ****. 2. Nice to peoples faces and run them down after. 3. Have a criminal record 4.Your married and are still working on a divorce.
2006-07-23 06:33:30 · answer #3 · answered by NEOTEH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING--this label is a warning label.
peace
2006-07-23 06:33:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A skull and crossed-guitars with the words "WARNING,Take proper protective measures before using"
2006-07-23 06:36:31 · answer #5 · answered by J P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: Individual has been shown to have a bad habit of thinking for himself, in spite of being on the Bottom of Our Social Food Chain. He has no respect for the authorities we've *appointed* over him, and no desire to deal with the people (namely us) who rightfully claim to be his superiors courtesy of being better brown-nosers and back-stabbers.
WARNING: Individual has been shown to actually have a sex drive (of any kind, at all) in spite of being on the Bottom of Our Social Food Chain, and in *total* spite of having already and abundantly been judged "Fugly, Like Totally" by everyone from His Own Momma (tm) on up. And what makes it worse is the implicit contradiction--he sees nothing wrong with being attracted to *pretty* people in spite of utterly lacking "teh pretty" himself....
WARNING: Individual is neither "loony liberal" nor "solidly conservative", yet shows signs of having opinions formed both by *both sides* and by *neither side*. At any rate he is more prone to listening to the "voices in his head" (see first WARNING above) than ANY Mass Media Source owned by the CEOs (that is to say, ALL of them).
WARNING: Individual appears to be male and yet not an utter *slave* to his testicles....he is as prone to wanting to play with dolls as he is to wanting to do That Humpty-Hump (tm). The Official Mainstream Adult Entertainment does nothing for him.
WARNING: Individual refuses to Accept His Place (tm) that Our Society has assigned him, namely to be part of the Roadkill Class that We Get to Spit on After Sweeping Into The Gutter To Die.
(Yeah, I know, with all the labels, I could likely go swimming without trunks, but you know, warm water, sticky labels, they don't mix so well, right? *rofl*)
2006-07-23 06:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PELIGRO: Lea todas las instructiones y maneras de operar antes de tratar de "usar" este producto. For information about this label in English call 1-800-HUH-WHAT
2006-07-23 06:36:34 · answer #7 · answered by Private Account 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Guy. Handle with care. Makes poor judgements about women and has a tendency to choose bi-otches.
2006-07-23 06:32:18 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING- :::POISONOUS:::. Can be hazardous to MEN. May cause irritation, frustration, and watery eyes. If symptoms persist discontinue item and seek professional help.
2006-07-23 06:42:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Caution! Absence of cash may cause human to have major temper tantrum!
2006-07-23 06:33:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋