2006-07-23 05:53:13 · 11 answers · asked by DL 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO..Those are all good answers.
2006-07-23 06:06:13 · update #1
When I was in the Navy on the USS Enterprise I was giving some ladies a tour. I was taking them up a stairway (actually called a ladder because they are so steep), some of the ladies in front of me and some behind. As we were going up one of the ladies behind me asked a question. I turned and started to answer while at the same time kept going up, but the lady in front of me stopped and I kept going, ending up with my head up under her dress and planting my face right into her behind. They all had a good laugh. Probably the funniest and most embarrassing thing that ever happend to me. At least one of them. lol
2006-07-23 06:02:26 · answer #1 · answered by Rick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back when I was driving cab.The radio kept cutting out and I missed an important piece of information,got the address ok.I pull up and blow the horn,the woman tries to open the door of a parked car.I honk again,she tries the door again,and starts hollering at the parked car.I finally get out of the cab and holler"Yo,I`m over here,you BLIND?!!??"
Yup,she was......that`s the info I missed.
2006-07-23 13:01:35 · answer #2 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I recieved an invatation to a pary and ofcourse it rained so my invite was a little blurry. I went there and I came month early. Instead of June it said July! The rain messed it up so I was sooooooooo embaressed!
2006-07-23 12:57:21 · answer #3 · answered by DUH! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell in front of an audience with a skirt on and laughter filled the room
2006-07-23 12:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by rockerchic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
baked the most horrible pizza known to man
it looked like cake with cheese smugged all over it
and the sugar
i put which i found out you where not supposed to add made the pizza taste like Peanut butter
yuckiness!!
2006-07-23 12:58:20 · answer #5 · answered by x_cybernet_x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was sitting on the stairs talking to a guy I liked and a teacher came over to me and told me to put my knees together because people could see my "undie-dundies"
2006-07-23 12:57:54 · answer #6 · answered by booky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and my friend were at the football stadium at our school during the weekend...there were guys conditioning before the football season started, so we went to watch them.
me and my friend were sitting up at the very top of the bleachers, and behind us was a HUGE walkway where people could pass by, it was a main exit way to get out of the stadium.
so all of these guys start walking through the walkway behind us, and they were smiling at us, while we were sitting down, and i didn't pay attention to them b/c me and my friend were talking.
we were still sitting down, and then a few minutes later this lady out of knowhere comes up behind me and stands right behind me and yanks my sweatshirt. and then she whispers in my ear, your whole back is showing, you might wanna pull down your sweatshirt and pull up your pants.
my sweatshirt had risen up very high and i was wearing my superlow boot cut jeans which had gone down a little bit so the reason all the guys were smiling was because part of my behind and half my back were showing.
i didn't even feel the wind but, it was kind of windy outside.
so i would've never thought to pull my pants up if the lady hadn't of walked by. and then my friend started laughing at me.
2006-07-23 15:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by Alexis Samira 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got caught sucking my girlfriends toes by her sister
2006-07-23 12:57:28 · answer #8 · answered by cjnrebel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i swallowed a fly while saying the morning prayer in front of the entire school.
2006-07-23 12:55:21 · answer #9 · answered by bukroot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in fourth grade I farted so bad people got sick, turned green and one girl passed out and had to be taken home.
Vin
2006-07-23 12:57:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋