2006-07-23 05:22:21 · 5 answers · asked by sose 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
*this may not be a joke for everyone:
a jewish boy goes to a jewish school and never studies so he fails all his classes, even special ed., so his parents put him in a christian school. every night they see their child rushin the door carrying multiple books and speeding to his bedroom with his books. when the first report card came the jewish boy ran home and gave the envolope to his parents. he had all A-'s. then the boys mother asked him why he started studying suddenly at this new school and the boy replied,"I knew these people werent kiding when I saw that man on the cross!"
2006-07-23 05:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by unknown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Are you in the right area?
2006-07-23 12:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by J. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
There's no one to talk to during an orgas*.
2006-07-23 12:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once in occupied Palestine an Israeli kid said to a Palestinian kid: "my father told me that you Arabs are evil terrrorist animals!".
The Palestinian kid replies: " my father told me nothing, he was murdered by your army!".
Yazan Shehadeh, Palestine
2006-07-23 12:35:01 · answer #4 · answered by MagicWand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a poor man tried to enter a church, but was not admitted because he couldent pay the entrance fee. that night he had a dream that he saw god and cried to him "they dont let me enter the church" and god answered "welcome to the club"...
2006-07-23 12:27:12 · answer #5 · answered by contentwithlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋