My friend works in a morgue and the other day she told me that she is in love with a corpse that they brought in the other day. She wanted me to see him, so yesterday I went. As soon as I saw him, it was love at first sight. I could tell that he felt the same way too. He was blushing and his manhood was sticking straight up. ( Of course that could have been the results of makeup and embalming fluid, but at 529lbs I can hope, right?) Now, me and my friend are fighting because we are both in love with this wonderful corpse. What do I do to get rid of her so that I can have him all to myself? Should I try to get her fired from the morgue?
2006-07-23 05:18:37 · 26 answers · asked by cornfunkelsclone 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Silly girl. Don't you know that sharing is better than fighting. Threesome's are in. Also, she's your ticket to getting to him only as long as she works at the morgue. Don't be such a traditionalist.
2006-07-23 07:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by beast 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you made up this question. Morgues don't embalm people; they hold the bodies until the family or the state arranges to have the body sent to a funeral home. It's doubtful this body--if it exists-- would be hanging around the morgue long enough for you and your fictitious girlfriend to fight over. And certainly there would be other staff members working there besides your girlfriend; they don't let people in off the street without authorization.
2006-07-23 12:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by Nefertiti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you should get the corpse out of the morgue before they bury him. Then get rid of your friend and you can have him all to yourself. Be careful and good luck.
2006-07-23 12:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF this is true, just how the hell you expect to have a relationship with a dead person who is about to be buried.?are you saying that you weigh 529lbs ? you need to get on a diet soon or you will be in the morgue. i believe this story was made up !!
2006-07-23 12:36:39 · answer #4 · answered by ronald r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sugar, come on! I'm shocked by this. Your friend and you should perhaps seek some sort of help. I don't even know where you'd begin to address this issue but it should be addressed quickly. I hope you get some help, you'll see the world in a whole new light. I'm not judging you, good luck and take care of yourself.
2006-07-23 12:30:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
since you know the weight of him embalmed, I say you are are the one worling in the morgue. I think the dead people and fumes are getting to you.
2006-07-23 12:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Jacque w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you two nuts should flip a coin. While you're at it, undress in the morgue, too.
2006-07-23 12:22:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should be buried right on top of him. Just jump your self into a casket and let them bury you as well. At 529 lbs. you probably can't lay on your back, so your impending death by suffocation would be short. Good luck to you and your dead soulmate.
2006-07-23 12:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by pamela_d_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a mental disorder where people really do that. I think you are just trying to see how many people will believe your silly story!
2006-07-23 17:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by SouthernBelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that both of you should lay next to him in the casket and be buried with him cuz you two are crazy and if you both dont fit then check yourselves in to a mental hospital that is one of the grossest things i have ever heard goodluck
2006-07-23 12:26:34 · answer #10 · answered by ebay king 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋