2006-07-23 05:09:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You could visit the tunnels that the sewer rats in Hezbollah travel around in.
Or the Lebanon Hilton hotel ... on the 10th floor they keep the rocket launchers aimed at Israel
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Forget the Hilton..........The Israeli air force just spotted the room where they kept it.
Or you could shop at the open air market / ammunition stockpile
Get there quickly before Israel spots that too.
If only those Hezbollah guys didnt hide their weapons where people want to stay.
There'd be lots more stuff to see.
Dont forget to ask your travel agent for the complimentary hard hat and tshirt that says " Only visiting this terrorist hellhole"
2006-07-23 05:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by snakeman11426 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cancel your vacation or change the destination. That place is a war zone now. Read a paper or watch the news guy!
2006-07-23 05:14:11 · answer #2 · answered by Ricky J. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to be joking--or rather, attempting one.
which is in bad taste because the Lebaese are the only decent people in the whole of the Middle East.
You must be a Jew to be displaying just sick humor.
2006-07-23 05:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure..the the whole place is a tourist spot. Make sure you go there waiving an Israeli flag.
2006-07-23 05:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
Oh man....
Tell me you're kidding dude!
Like... I don't know!! Try looking for a spot somewhere where the Israelis are not bombing the **** out of everything.
Dude, if you're kidding - good one.
If you're not kidding, read the ************* papers.
2006-07-23 05:13:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a vacation! I know I would want to go where a war is going on.
2006-07-23 05:23:57 · answer #6 · answered by bea1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not take them to Iraq if you really want to hit the hot spots. Does your family really know how you feel about them ?
2006-07-23 05:15:51 · answer #7 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want to end your marriage just send your wife and you and the kids go to disneyland.
2006-07-23 05:16:23 · answer #8 · answered by angelo26 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be out of your mind! Why not go to Isreal and get blown up by insane Muslims?
2006-07-23 05:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somalia is nice this time of year too
2006-07-23 05:23:33 · answer #10 · answered by chetahbill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋