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Somebody who broke wind (farted) or someone who is wearing too much cologne/perfume ON AN ELEVATOR.

(Thank God this place has only 6 levels!)

I have experienced both today (while at work) and pondered which one was the worst.

2006-07-23 04:57:52 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Social Science Other - Social Science

now, I am talking about WAY TOO MUCH
perfume ....
THE OLD LADY KIND!

2006-07-23 05:01:10 · update #1

18 answers

You have to respect a good fart! You also have to keep in mind that eventually the trophy winning odor will dissapate :(

With perfume.... it lingers FOREVER and as long as that person is around... so is the smell.

I remember one of the greatest farts of all time... I stank my ex wife out of the HOUSE with it. But alas... it went away, and so did she.

2006-07-23 05:50:44 · answer #1 · answered by robertonduty 5 · 7 2

Broke wind. I hate people who wear like 3 bottles of perfume or cologne. Besides, you can tell a person to stop farting, but you cant tell somebody to stop smelling like friggin poo.

2006-07-23 12:01:22 · answer #2 · answered by Ray 4 · 0 0

That depends, was the fart, the kind that would pull wall paper off the walls, or the tiles off the walls, or the same kind of fart, if you SNIFFED it long and hard enough, you would pass out?
The old ladies, I think I could tolerate, a bit more than the nasty fart.

2006-07-23 19:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by Moose 6 · 0 0

That is a really tough one, since the smell of one could be so bad that you wish you were dead, and the other is so strong that it gives you a splitting headache. Give me the fart I can always pull up my shirt and not have to deal with a headache later as well as now.

2006-07-23 12:02:21 · answer #4 · answered by tre_loc_dogg2000 4 · 0 0

Id rather smell broken wind, I hate most perfumes and they give me a headache. Im yet to get a headache from smelling someones gas.

2006-07-23 12:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by sweetiepie 4 · 0 0

Definitely the fart because I would probably laugh so hard I'd retaliate with one of my own. Lucky for us no smoking is permitted on the elevator.

2006-07-23 15:03:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

perfume. it's all about the type of molecules that are entering my body. if they are perfume molecules, I can just imagine that they were created in a lab or factory. But the fart stuff...bleargh...those molecules carrying the odour came from someone's intestines...eeeeew!

2006-07-23 12:05:32 · answer #7 · answered by stacey 5 · 0 0

being trap in a small box like that with either would make me sick...out in the open i would say the cologne/perfume

2006-07-23 12:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by midnite 3 · 0 0

You may not comment on the colone guy, but if you have smelled the fart... you can make you day happy by passing the joke all day....

2006-07-23 12:02:18 · answer #9 · answered by StupendousMan 5 · 0 0

farts rule. They encourage me to fart too. And I simply adore my own smell

2006-07-23 12:04:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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