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Do you think that those new "force flex" trash bags are strong enough to carry a dead body? I have one that I am trying to get rid of. If you have any suggestions, let me know, please. It is starting to stink up my house. And my house already smells bad because I weigh 529lbs. and the **** that accumulates in the folds of my skin smell horrendous. Thanks:)

2006-07-23 04:51:30 · 9 answers · asked by cornfunkelsclone 1 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

9 answers

How hot is it where you are? I think maybe the heat has gotten to you and you are getting delusional.

2006-07-23 04:59:10 · answer #1 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 0 0

That depends. A dead body from what?

The force flex, nope.....I seriously doubt it.

Probably nothing short of a human body bag would do it if it's that heavy.

2006-07-23 11:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by Voice 4 · 0 0

they might, depending on the size of the body. maybe you can write away to the company and have them send you some samples of various strengths... ask for the Mob Strength Bags..

2006-07-23 12:02:31 · answer #3 · answered by ladylaw_912 4 · 0 0

Why don't you give me your address and I'll send your local police over with one along with a straight jacket(yep they make em that big) to lock your a** away with all the other sickos in this world!! Go play somewhere else CREEP!!!
PS: Don't worry, I'll make sure to tell them to bring the local firetruck filled with pesticide to wash your nasty FAT A**!!!

2006-07-23 11:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by Redneck Mom 2 · 0 0

No I dont think they will hold up, try cutting it up in pieces whine its in the tub and put the pieces in individual bags.

2006-07-23 11:56:14 · answer #5 · answered by rockydriver22 5 · 0 0

Sounds like the only azz dead in your house is YOU.

2006-07-23 11:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 0 0

You could always just cook it. Why throw away perfectly good food?

2006-07-23 11:55:27 · answer #7 · answered by lenny 7 · 0 0

Holy ****!!!!!!!!!

Are you serious?!?!?

Is this for real???

I'd call the cops but I don't even know what planet you're on.

I doubt you'll get any more answers.

SICK *** *****!!!!!!

2006-07-23 11:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, but cut it up.This will make it more flexible.

2006-07-23 11:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by Rather be dead than red... 6 · 0 0

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