i was talking to my friend the other day and we were chating about funny things that happened to us, and i remember once when i was in primary school (i was 5yrs old) i farted, coughed and sneezed all at the same time and i got sent to the head teachers office for being dirty lol. i cryed all the way there and my teacher at the time got told of really bad. i was only 5. ***** lol. whats yours??
2006-07-23 02:57:54 · 29 answers · asked by luckylu2k3 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Was trying to be cool in front of my fiance and her girlfriends, had just started eating a whole lobster in a nice restaurant. It slipped, splashing melted butter down the front of my suit and tie. The lobster went skittering across the floor like it was alive and trying to escape! Ended up 3 tables away, I was so embarassed I didn't know what to do. I got up and said "Get back here right now" walked over, picked it up off the floor and scolded it "Don't you ever do that again!" Took it back to my table and continued to eat it.
2006-07-23 03:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Your story is pretty funny.....!
Mine is when I was at my boyfriend's house (now ex, not because of this). His father was there, and he thought that my BF and I had BOTH left the house to go the store. Actually, only my BF went to the store, I decided to stay behind and read a book in the living room. Well, all of a sudden, I heard my BF's father go into the bathroom (left the door open) and get on the toilet. Oh the horror!!!! The noises he made trying to strain....oh my goodness I can't even think about it today without cringing. It was probably the grossest thing I ever heard. I mean, he was NOT shy about making those noises!! The funniest part is when he was done (did not wash his hands, by the way), he came downstairs and saw me sitting their on the couch, and he said, "Oh.....I didn't think anyone was here,,,," then walked away like nothing had happened. I just kind of smiled and went right back to my book. I had a hard time not running out of the house so I could laugh my *** off, and I could NOT wait for my BF to come back so I could tell him the story (this was before cell phones were really popular).
Eeeeek....thanks for letting me re-live that, LOL!
2006-07-23 10:07:56 · answer #2 · answered by Left Footed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess my most embarrassing moment would be during my 8th grade graduation ceramony. Everything went perfectly normal till my name was called and I went up on stage. The entire graduating class and audience laughed when I went up because of the way the speaker said my name. She said it with a sarcastic tone I guess b/c I wasn't exactly a great student. It was pretty embarrassing b/c I was already nervous about going up and I didn't really realize why everyone laughed till later on.
2006-07-23 10:09:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was at school 1 time wen i waz like 7 and i had 2 go 2 the bathroom so the pass was rite by these reallly popular kids and wen i went 2 reach the pass i farted rite in there faces
2006-07-23 10:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by sotiedup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I let out the biggest ripper of a fart I have ever experienced during labour I didnt care at the time but looking back I cringe at the memory.
2006-07-23 17:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This happened only a few years ago my sister and I were at Wal-Mart and thought we should go to the bathroom before we started shopping. We go into our stalls and I hear this fart that was so loud you would think it came from the mens bathroom...so I say to my sister do you feel better ? Then I hear this voice (not my sister) say I guess I do! wow I lost it.
2006-07-23 10:05:53 · answer #6 · answered by mississippi queen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, either the time in 1st grade when my pants fell down in the lunch room... Or the time I was in a traffic jam and forgot my 13 year old step-daughter was in the back seat and yelled out "F@#$ me!." She burst out laughing. My step-kids can all count the number of times they've heard me swear on one hand combined. I'm still mortified.
2006-07-23 10:06:23 · answer #7 · answered by Robb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your teacher was in the wrong profession. Her response was too extreme for a 5 year old. You can see that she affected you because you still remember it and are still embarrass about something that is VERY VERY normal.
Sorry, I cannot tell you mine; I'm still too embarrassed by it.
2006-07-23 10:03:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
english lesson was so boring in school,so one day i sat on the chair, rocking it backward and forwards while the teacher carried on reading a book to us,suddenly i fell flat on my back with the chair,ehehe the whole class laughed at me a felt so embarrassed ehehe lol
2006-07-23 10:04:46 · answer #9 · answered by neha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Going to the school library wearing my blouse with the wrong side on the surface! By the way, I was already in lawschool then..
2006-07-23 10:00:21 · answer #10 · answered by toniisnolongerbrokenhearted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was on my formal get-up and was walking down the hall to give out the test questions to new job applicants when i suddenly tripped down.Everybody laughed
2006-07-23 10:13:29 · answer #11 · answered by cerebellum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋