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I can't sleep, eat, or even enjoy Yahoo. Where will the Yahoo cops take me and what will they do to me once they get me there? Yikes!!!

2006-07-23 02:45:28 · 8 answers · asked by roskez13 5 in Family & Relationships Friends

Dork? it's called humor and you could use some

2006-07-23 02:56:49 · update #1

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Rumor has it you'll be put into a Yahoo jail cell and that you need only to worry about bringing your own food. It's said they'll feed you bread and water and nothing more. Bake a cake and insert a file in it and take it with you. You can saw your way out of the bars. Dental floss works well too, some prisoners resort to this to "saw" though bars but it's so time consuming. Oh well, you'll have lots and lots of time on your hands. Just don't get friendly with anyone!

2006-07-23 02:57:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

before each and every thing under no circumstances funny tale with the police officials or communicate brazenly with them. they could and could use each and every thing you say against you. the decide could have the notes the police officials took about what you reported and on account that you look to have admitted to being a shoplifter contained in the previous, no longer purely this time, he ought to make certain to punish somewhat harsher than he ought to have. That reported, you ask for adjudication. they placed you on probation with nice and if you're no longer arrested back for something, frequently with in a twelve months, it gained't pass on your record. Varies from state to state so u ought to favor to study out your states guidelines. also, the price of what you took makes a huge difference as to the point of the crime. some states once you scouse borrow better than $50 that is a legal. less than that a misdemeanor. because it is your first offense you should get probation. As on your record afterwards, in case you won't be able to do adjudication, you're able to have your record expunged once you finished probation. You back favor to study the guidelines on the way it is executed on your state.

2016-10-15 02:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No they are justy giving you a warning, I've been notified like 4 times but they don't do anythign, but I', scared to get notified again because i dont know if they have a limit or something for notices before they delete you or something! But I'd say no worries

2006-07-23 15:42:18 · answer #3 · answered by Pineapple 3 · 0 0

They'll send you to Google™ to work as a double agent. It's extremely dangerous work, but offenders like you are expendable and a dime a dozen, so they justify themselves like that.

2006-07-23 03:00:13 · answer #4 · answered by ♣Tascalcoán♣ 4 · 1 0

if you act like a dork in here, they will ban you from the site...

2006-07-23 02:48:09 · answer #5 · answered by bronzebabekentucky 7 · 0 0

what did you do, a violation is a warrting, so what ever your doing stop, watch what your saying own here, good luck dude.

2006-07-23 02:49:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL!! I sincerely hope not!! LOL!! I've gotten a few...who knows what they might do????

2006-07-23 13:09:46 · answer #7 · answered by honey_bear_21_1999 4 · 0 0

yes and you'll be sent to iraq

2006-07-23 09:51:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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