I've got two in my front garden and I'm looking for any money making ideas?
2006-07-23 02:16:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Pah, dancing hippo´s...boring!
Better idea: Learn them to sit really really still and spraypaint them gold. Put them in your front garden, so that they look like statues.
Then learn them to suddenly jump up and completely trample any person wearing either a Pucca bag or a t-shirt with a duck on it.
If they wear both, teach them to tear their tattered remains to shreds as an encore, then they should go back to the garden and play statue again.
Wow, you would never ever have to leave the house again for entertainment!
2006-07-23 03:42:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure they can, I believe the wenches are knowledgeable in this department. Just be careful though, Hippo's are a lot more dangerous than Monkey's. You don't want another situation like THAT again!
Teach them to breakdance, although any dance is a 'break' dance when hippos are involved. Hide your fine china!
(by 'fine china' I of course mean forks, kettles and an army surplus size stash of Pot Noodles.)
2006-07-23 09:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by Skull 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are my hippos. I lost them yesterday. Please return them to the address shown on their collar. I will pay postage.
If you play Agadoo by Black Lace you will see they already know all the actions. I was half way through teaching them the Macarena, put the kettle on and they had gone when I returned.
Just a warning, though, DO NOT DRESS THEM IN TUTUS! They are male hippos and will get violent.
So, in short, yes hippos can be taught to dance.
2006-07-23 09:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by izzieere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen many dancing hippos in my day...some dance better than others.
Anyway, how do you even know YOUR hippos can dance...have you seen them do it? Run outside with your radio blasting, and if they start dancing...maybe you've got a show.
If you want to make some real money, take them to Las Vegas....people there pay to see anything.
2006-07-23 10:00:21 · answer #4 · answered by JC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hippos thoroughly enjoy slow waltzs and military marches.
But DON'T teach them to polka. They will destory everyting within five miles when they get a lively polka going, and some university profs will come looking for the earthquake center.
2006-07-23 11:01:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think i can safely say without fear of contradiction that hippos are not music lovers so no hippos cant dance. however cats on a hot tin roof are hilarious
2006-07-23 09:24:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, I'm a Hippo.... I dance regularly and have been told that I step very lightly.....
Would you like me to come and help you train them????
2006-07-24 07:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by Hedgehog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you should buy them a pole bet you make loads of money POLE DANCING HIPPO'S. I think you may have to get someone to make the g strings for them!!
2006-07-23 09:22:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they love the Macarina
2006-07-23 09:30:09 · answer #9 · answered by Natalie Rose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe to some really Heavy music. If you have any success please let us know as we are short of a front row for our Rugby Union Club.
2006-07-23 09:22:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋