Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A2: Has that blonde gone yet?
Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!"
Q: WHAT ARE THE WORST SIX YEARS IN A BLONDE'S LIFE? A: Third Grade
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
q.what do you call a blonde with half a brain?
a.Gifted
Q. How do you confus a blonde. A.Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.
Q How does a blonde confuse you.
A.Comes out and says she found it.
2006-07-23 02:16:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wow...those were funny.
2006-07-23 02:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by Zαrα Mikαzuki 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeh those are great.
How about: Why do U call a skeleton of a blonde in a closet?
The winner of a game of hide and seek.
How does a blonde practice safe sex?
By using a padded head board.
2006-07-23 09:25:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond sat in a bar next to a man. The TV was on and the news showed a man on a tall building threatening to jump.
She turned to the man beside her, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Man: "Yes, I do."
Blond: "Nah! I'll bet you $20.00 he won't."
Man: "You're on."
The man jumped.
Blond: "Damn, here's your $20."
Man: "I can't take your money. I saw this on the 5:00 news."
Blond: "NO! you won fair and square. I saw that too, but I didn't think the dumbass would jump again."
2006-07-23 10:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by ed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are really funny,
also I have been told by valuable sources, that Heaps of computer monitors have been handed in to b repaired, with Liquid Paper on the monitors, these all belonged to blondes, who used Liquid Paper on the screen , to fix up Spelling Mistakes
2006-07-23 09:22:54 · answer #4 · answered by Logan_brett 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!
2006-07-23 09:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-07-23 09:23:48 · answer #6 · answered by gamemanual 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PARIS HILTON
2006-07-23 09:29:34 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, its stupid.
HA.
2006-07-23 09:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by SNIKT. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolâ
2006-07-23 09:19:04 · answer #9 · answered by ☆☆☆☆☆☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-07-23 09:20:04 · answer #10 · answered by Thom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋