This is just for fun!!
My last three boyfriends were scorpios, so it follows that I now have three psychos out for my blood, lol. Man, they can get evil!
I guess you don't really break up with a scorpion; YOU ESCAPE!
Funniest answer gets ten!
2006-07-23 02:04:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
ASK:
Leo guys take too long to put out. LMAO
2006-07-23 02:37:06 · update #1
It's best to break up with them as gently as possible over the phone.......in another state or country!
Or
Make the sex as bad & boring as possible. They luuuv sex!
Also...don't give them any personal information such as SS# 's, credit card #'s, and certain secrets about your life. They WILL try to use that against you.
With Scorpios, it ain't over til THEY say it's over. LOL!
And you're right about Leo guys...they get on my nerves!
2006-07-23 07:05:27 · answer #1 · answered by Q.S. 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Do you happen to be a Saggitarius? I am, and without knowing it I always seem to pick the Scorpios out of a crowd. I've broken up with one or two... and my best advice is to write a letter, though I'm sure I could think of something much more entertaining...
Imagine...
You take him to the beach for a picnic. Feed him lots of meat. Fill his stomach. Then, as the sun is setting, tell him that it just isn't working out. His face will flash like the sunset through red, purple, orange, and yellow. You get up and start running. It's a good thing you wore your Runaway Bride shoes, because he's gaining. But he can't run for long because he's so full of food. He trips, and his sweaty chest is caked in sand... You look back. There he is, pig-in-a-blanket mad, and not one second too soon, you cruise off in the car, leaving him with comfort food and a long walk home... now you have time to change the locks on your door...and your number...
2006-07-23 09:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Don't actually "break up" with him. Just start living your life as if you have broken up with him. If he asks you whats going on or if you're dumping him, tell him you don't know what he's talking about. He will soon become so confused and frustrated that HE will break up with you, because he will be convinced that you're insane.
If this doesn't work for you, then tell him that you have just joined a cult and have taken a vow of chastity for life. Also, let him know that any man who causes you to break this vow will be hunted down by the members of your cult and castrated. That should do the trick!
2006-07-23 23:55:14 · answer #3 · answered by Tea 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm a scorpio and i would have to say that the best way to get them to not like you any more would be to make them as mad as possible that they actually want to get the hell away from you. just a hint perhaps you try to make them jealous that is so wrong when dealing with a scorpio. what ever you do eventually that scorpio will move on. usually when they've made up their minds to move on with them there is no turning back.
2006-07-23 16:41:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being that I am a scorpio, I can tell you, you are 100% right. You dont dump us, you figure out the combination to your padlock! When your guy asks you why you are dumping him & if theres someone else, shrug your shoulders. Thatll drive him INSANE! Or you could simply try turning on the sprinklers in your yard, that usually flushes us out of hiding in your bushes!
2006-07-24 00:43:40 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh babyyyyyyyy Scorpios are the worse when they are pissed at you! they don't forget ... and will get their revenge even if it takes a long time!!!next time you meet a Scorpio , just be friends instead - they make great loyal friends!... and to break up with a Scorpio... well... you need to do this from another planet !!!!!!!! lol...
2006-07-23 11:24:33 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bore them to death. Be as unenthusiastic as you can muster and show no interest in intimacy whatsoever. You really should have stopped after the first Scorpio; but at least NOW you're the wise cookie!
2006-07-23 14:39:26 · answer #7 · answered by cineplexed 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
From the business end of a 9 millimeter!!! I'm a Scorpio, and we never take it well...
2006-07-23 12:27:46 · answer #8 · answered by occasionallyrowdy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just start fighting with him in public,and always end up sobbing and saying,i love u so much and u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!vocalise an opposite opinion of him in every aspects,(not rudely though).and restrict his interaction with other girls,u will not have to leave him,he will leave u,with sympathy/irritation for u instead of vengeance.and u will be saved from a fourth bloodhound.
2006-07-23 11:12:31 · answer #9 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a scorpio.the thing is scorpios can forgive but not forget.
if you still wanna be friends with him,be careful.
oh and, talk to him gently if your gonna break up.scorpios can be sensitive.
2006-07-23 11:00:45 · answer #10 · answered by Kristina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋