2006-07-23 01:52:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Oh man!!! it was a mirror shattering fart!!! The technique is not working!!
2006-07-23 02:04:32 · update #1
well guess u fart a lot to ask this question
anyways i have nvr tried it
but seen a coupla ppl doing it
first sit down
then hold ur hips tight together
and move frm side to side
and let the fart pop out
and it wont make a noise
try it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
2006-07-23 01:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
use a slooow release technique..think of a cola bottle, and opening the lid ever so slightly so the tinyest amount air escapes. This will make the least noise until everything is released.
2006-07-23 01:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Or if you cant hold it in say you are sorry it was a accident. Don't worry passing gas is natural but having manners is something you acquire over time.
2006-07-23 01:57:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay. You said it. Use your abs and stomach muscles to push all the air up to release a silent burp. Burps are a lot easier to keep silent and less noticeable. And there's no smell!
2006-07-23 01:56:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Control the muscles around your *** and let it out bit by bit?? And don't give a suspicious look... Worst comes to worst cover your nose first and accuse others!
2006-07-23 01:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by Forest_aude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do it while sitting
do it while standing
do it while squatting
do it while lying
all you got to do is to "maintain" your posture for a while and then join the crowd to start giving that funny look
uh huh....its best if you are carrying any reading material....
pretend reading ... let out the atomic gas ... remove the reading material and give people that annoying look...and use that book / magazine or whateva it may be to cover your nose....
whateva it is ...MAINTAIN tat INNOCENT & VICTIMISED look! :D
2006-07-23 01:59:29 · answer #6 · answered by ::AsH:: 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walk away from people when sensation arises and as you walk slowly release the flatus (gas/air). The smell may be horrible but who cares. You are walking away from it and not towards it right?
Silently but deadly is the best!!
2006-07-23 01:57:56 · answer #7 · answered by aprilc232 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you squeeze your butt cheeks together real tight, the fart will come out of your nostrils instead of your ***. Very discreet. LMAO
2006-07-23 01:56:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just let it out real slow, sorry cant help with the odor part..lol
2006-07-23 01:55:54 · answer #9 · answered by DL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull a "one cheek sneak" and look around like someone else did it.
2006-07-23 02:29:15 · answer #10 · answered by nite_raideress 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋