Cowboys...
I once was smitten with cowboys. I loved the hats, the tight butt jeans, the walk, the slow drawl, being called "darlin'", hearing about all the exciting places he had been while traveling from rodeo to rodeo, and the way he worked a crowd...very charismatic.
And then I married Andy, Mr.PBR himself and discovered; he rode bulls for 8 seconds...maybe..then drank and slept around the rest of the time. After each rodeo the local bar or largest barn throws a "shin dig," complete with "buckle bunnies" and lots of liquor. Which means that he would drive for hours/days to get to a rodeo, rope up, ride for no time at all, then spend the rest of the time drinking and horroring.
The hat was untouchable, it was bad luck to touch the hat, even as his wife I had to call him into the room to move his hat. The boots tracked in mud. The jeans were always on the floor. Beer as always in the fridge. And by the time he was ready to get married he was already over sexed and wasn't that interested in it very often.
Women who love cowboys are more charmed with the idea of the cowboy, the image..trust me the reality is so much different. You just don't know him yet.
2006-07-23 20:18:14
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answered by Khael 4
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The Gay Cowboy Movie so women think cowboys will do them in the A S S!
2006-07-22 22:32:25
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answered by MOGLE 3
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Cowboys are sexy and I'm well educated. So there to all of you who wrote insulting answers. Rodeo, horsemanship and raising cattle are part of my family heritage. It's a living like any other. In Montana and other states, cowboys still round up the cattle the same way. Only now they tie up the traffic of major highways sometimes getting all the doggies into one location.
2006-07-22 22:32:16
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answered by kriend 7
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Why generalize? Do all women love them so? I think Toby Keith only THINKS they do. *wink*
should've been a cowboy
I should've learned to rope and ride
Wearing my six-shooter riding my pony on a cattle drive
Stealing the young girl's heart
Just like Gene and Roy
Singing those campfire songs
Oh I should've been a cowboy
2006-07-24 07:14:50
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answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7
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You should've been a cowboy, you shoud've learned to rope and ride, you could of had a sidekick with a funny name
2006-07-22 22:26:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Cowboys are men who ride cows so they are uneducated. So uneducated women would like them.
2006-07-22 22:26:40
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answered by fedup 3
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I don't like cowboys. They smell like horses and walk funny.
2006-07-22 22:25:57
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answered by Precious 7
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cuz cowboys know how to dangle their rope between our thighs.
And btw lostonearth, cowboys ride HORSES...bullriders ride bulls... you're one to talk about uneducated.. pot meet kettle..
2006-07-22 22:27:32
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answered by babyvett 3
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hmm...may be.....may be its because of the persona....that women love cow boys....but guy,u can rather be yourself and see those girlies giggling for yourself....best of luck!
2006-07-22 22:31:40
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answered by swati 2
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