2006-07-22 21:03:48 · 11 answers · asked by DarealJC 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Don't worry about it. This too shall pass.
2006-07-22 21:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by Jimmy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No let it slide.
The Deer was proberly V hungry & U could afford 2 spare a bag of Pickles!
U were camping on his homeland, U've paid him 4 the honour of camping on his land with 1 bag of pickles, shouldn't U have paid more?
2006-07-23 04:09:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were on federal, US government land, then you are in luck!
You simply contact the federal attorney for your state, and request form DILL627a. (Be careful, because DILL627b deals strictly with lacy lingerie stolen off of clothing lines by squirrels, and you don't want the wrong form).
After you have completed all 14 pages of the form, you simply have it notarized, then send it in with the original cash register receipt for the pickles, the original cash register receipt for the box of storage bags, the proofs of purchase for both items, the original park entry pass, and at least one good color photo of the culprit with the loot. (Photocopies of documents are not accepted, unfortunately, and the originals will not be returned to you.)
In 6-12 months, your case is reviewed by a federal judge, and the good news is, you will usually be reimbursed. However, they do take out a handling charge of $5.95 to handle the voluminous paper work, and the copying fees for your case. Any money that is left over is returned to you in the form of 1 cent postage stamps.
Pretty nifty program, isn't it? I don't know why more people don't take advantage of it.
Good luck!
2006-07-23 04:19:27 · answer #3 · answered by Bronwen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever had venison Bar B Q? Good stuff. Just kidding. I'm sure the camping ground owners are responsible for all thefts...that is if you purchased the optional campers insurance package. You did, right?
(Where'd you buy pickles in a bag anyway? Mine always come in a jar--harder for kleptodeers to steel.)
2006-07-23 04:11:24 · answer #4 · answered by MichC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, mail all of your complaints to: Bambi : Forest, USA, I dont know the zip code, sorry. 1-(800) 555-Deer. Hope your problem is resolved in a timely manner, you know how the USA works, they're always slow to respond. Good luck. let me know if you need any more info, I would be happy to help if I can. Aloha!
2006-07-23 04:25:55 · answer #5 · answered by Maui No Ka Oi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would a deer really eat pickles?? They probably gave him terrible indigestion if he did. Watch out, he might sue you!
2006-07-23 04:12:09 · answer #6 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
follow the paved trail to the mcdonald's at the trailhead and tell them i sent you. they won't reimburse you but they will give you a new bag of pickles.
2006-07-23 06:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by gwenwifar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could gather up deer poo, compost it... then use that as a fertilizer to grow fruits and vegetables. That would cover your food loss.
Good luck and wear gloves.
2006-07-23 04:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by Jaster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did not know that deers ate pickles, nor that they stole. are you sure it wasn't a fox? they can be pretty evil......
2006-07-23 04:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask the deer to pay for them
2006-07-23 04:06:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋