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I got my friends to put a picket line around my ex-husband's place of employment just to let everyone know that he owed me $30,000 in back child support.

The attorney general and the governor showed up after the news crews started running.

I got my child support.

2006-07-22 19:51:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

I perm-pressed my hair (for coarse Afro-American hair - meaning to straighten in case some of you are confused by the term perm other than to curl)... then created a superman 'S' curl in front my forehead...

Put on white theater make-up... I drew a skinny nose on to my massive half-faced nose. I painted my lips a dark red and darkened my eyelashes. Using a eye-liner I pushed up my eyebrows almost touching my 'S' curl.

I put the white water resistant bandage tape on my fingertips, put on black slacks, white shirt, studded jacket, and black fedora. Let's not forget the studded-white socks with black penny loafers.

Yes... I dressed like Michael Jackson. Where?

My high school prom. That's right... Ghetto fabulous.

2006-07-22 19:57:13 · answer #2 · answered by Marcus W 2 · 0 0

I blasted Herb Alpert's "Spanish Flea" at an ear-piercing 180 decibles in my Honda Civic while dancing in my car, driving down Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood.

2006-07-22 19:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by User 3 · 0 0

I did a shadow puppet show in the middle of class when I was twelve. I've since grown past try to get attention just for attentions sake.

2006-07-22 19:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by jasonlajoie 3 · 0 0

I severed my left ear with a palette knife and had it delivered to a young woman of whom I was fond. It was meant to be symbolic of the pain I held in my heart, as well as a general expression of sincerity.

Looking back, I wouldn't be surprised if she had reacted with some confusion, or perhaps even mild disgust. As it was, however, she was delighted, herself having unrequited feelings for me. She presented herself at my small studio the very next afternoon and confessed her purest heart. Of course, I could hear nothing but a dull ringing and what at the time seemed like the faint chattering of distant squirrels, but eventually through a spirited exchange of scribbled notes and frantic gestures it became clear that we would be forever one.

That was nearly 50 years ago and we are still together. Any marriage has it's ups and downs, certainly, but ours grows stronger with each passing day. We remain deeply in love.

As for the ear itself, it has become something of a family treasure, though shriveled virtually beyond recognition. Each year at Christmas, it is hung on the tree, just below the Angel of the Lord. In recent years, this honour has fallen to my grandson, Vinnie, himself a very passionate young man.

2006-07-22 20:06:48 · answer #5 · answered by Happy 4 · 1 0

when i used to work in a call centre in north london, there is a girl who is now my ex, i found her as a single, she was looking for someone, she was desperate, i left a letter on her desk to get her attantion , she liked it, then i heard from my friend she wants to see naked man, i thought ok, then one nite we r only two persons office room , time was 10 pm, i did something very funny, i just tooke off my pant and underwear and shirts and then went her desk, she looked me, i still remember the way she looked at me that nite,

2006-07-22 19:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Streaking, streaking, and streaking.

I did it a lot in college.

Oh...and occasionally I'll whip out the breakdancing moves I remember from the 80's.

2006-07-22 21:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by kojak0527 4 · 0 1

Whispered.

2006-07-22 19:51:24 · answer #8 · answered by Polly 4 · 0 0

well im not excatally proud of this and i didnt do it to get attention but i got alot of it but i spilled a large drink on the cashier at mcdonalds cause they messd up my order and i was pissed then after i left i called and asked for him and asked him if he got a shower yet then i told him to go f**k himself

2006-07-22 19:53:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

talked the whole football team into mooning all 40 of us at one time on the school bus > in front of the school prins

2006-07-22 19:52:56 · answer #10 · answered by snipper 1 · 1 0

I dressed up nicely and everyone said i look nice.
My friend told me tat i had a tissue paper behind and it was embarrasing.
Until now, im POPULAR.
Isn't so bad after all
LOL

2006-07-22 19:51:37 · answer #11 · answered by Wide Ruled Paper 3 · 1 0

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