does anyone know any funny jokes????????

Question

original only...if uve read it online dont even type it......pg to r ated...let me hear em

Answer 1

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replies.

The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"

"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one."

Answer 2

This guy is in line to buy a plane ticket. When he gets up to the counter he notices that the girl working is very pretty with very large breasts. As he stares at her breasts he says, "Yes, I need one ticket to Titsburg...OH, i meant PITSBURG! I'm so sorry about that."
"That's okay" she says, "I get that all the time."
He gets on the plane kickin' himself in the a** for sounding so ridiculous. The guy sittin' beside him says, "Hey, man, what's wrong?"
The guy says, "Have you ever meant to say one thing but something totally different comes out?"
The other guy goes, "Yeah, I did that just the other day. I meant to ask my wife to pass the ketchup and what came out was YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU FU***** BI***!"

Answer 3

Electricity goes out in a ladies hostel. The girls phone the utility and say 'the power supply has gone and they have only the candles'. Pat comes the reply. "use it until our men come"

Good?

Answer 4

This is so Funny!

There was this guy who really wanted to get some points he told himself that only 2 points would do and one day he answered a question and he got his wish and he was happy... Ha ha 2 points get it?!? :)

Answer 5

yes i know jokes

Answer 6

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