2006-07-22 19:37:07 · 14 answers · asked by tricky k 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Because Mossad is filled with anti-feminist gays
2006-07-22 19:41:34 · answer #1 · answered by GOVIND C 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Because IsREAL went with his friend James one Friday night to have a beer at a club downtown and saw his girl friend Avril making out with Jane. Both drunk after 25 beers, IsREAL started attacking any girl he thought was lesbian, his luck run out, and attacked a policewoman undercover. Now he (Isreal) remains in jail because although he could already go, he is afraid to come out because the lesbian community is waiting for him to come out.
2006-07-23 03:07:32 · answer #2 · answered by Alex S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming you mean Lebanon..
Hezbollah is a group that is kind of like 'stationed' in Lebanon. Some consider them a terrorist group but not like Al Qu. because they focus on Israel much like the Palestines. They also play a role in the Lebonese government.
Israel was at war with the Hez. group up until 1994 (date is somewhere around there) when they had a sieze fire. If I'm not mistaken Clinton was involved in that.
Ok now, basically out of nowhere Hez. comes across the Israeli border and kidnaps some soldiers then commences to start sending a few missiles into Israel's 3rd largerst city.
Israel then used it's air force to start bombing the Hez. main base in Lebanon. When you use bombs from planes, like we did in Iraq, you end up with a lot of collateral damage... innocent ppl dieing. So, this has gotten the actual lebanese ppl ticked off too because a lot of non-Hez. are dieing.
Also, the weapons that Hez. suddenly seems to have (the aerial missiles) appear to all be coming from Iran. Some are suspecting Syria is supporting them also. This is complicating the issue enormously.
Lastly, the most current problem is that Israel is no longer willing to just accept the return of its soldiers. They are now so ticked off and tired of this repeating itself that they are talking about not quitting until Hez. is completely disarmed and demobilized. I heard this myself tonight right out of the mouth of Dan Gillerman, Israeli ambassador to the UN, in a Charlie Rose interview on PBS.
So, this basically means WW3.
2006-07-23 02:41:06 · answer #3 · answered by BeachBum 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh! I don't think that the Lebanese would like your calling them Lesbians. One of their imams might issue a fatwa aganst you, so watch out! (j/k! ;D)
2006-07-23 02:44:13 · answer #4 · answered by Cyn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know
but this has been one of the funniest question I have read today, not meaning to make fun or any thing , but it was funny,
but really this war thing is getting out of hand every where..
2006-07-23 06:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by reddogcudda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lebanon.
2006-07-23 02:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by DAR 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Israel is Not attacking lesbians !
Israel is attacking Lebanon ...(you know the country)
2006-07-23 02:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by prettycoolchick38 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lebanese .it is not quite the same thing as lesbians.
2006-07-23 02:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the poofs are to quick
2006-07-23 02:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by sharkgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't any of you guys recognise an attempt at humour when you see it?
2006-07-23 02:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by Echidna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Maybe Lebanese are lesbians. :)
2006-07-23 02:52:29 · answer #11 · answered by crazyhumans2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋