2006-07-22 19:29:28 · 9 answers · asked by paintball_freakk 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.
2006-07-22 19:33:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Well I got this from ahajokes.com, it's kinda funny:
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
2006-07-23 02:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by Patrick C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Why do nuns travel in pairs? One nun goes along to see that the other nun don't get none.
2006-07-23 02:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by lcmcpa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man is hiking in the forest, when he hears a voice.
The voice turns out to be that of god. The man is amazed that he would have a chance to speak to god.
He asks god, "What is a million years?" God replies," It is but like a second." The man gasped with astonishment, " Wow ! "
Then he asked god, " What is a million dollars to you?" God replies, " It is but like a penny." Again, the man gasps, "Wow !"
He then asks god, " God, could I have a million dollars?" God replies, " Why sure." ....... "Just give me a second."
2006-07-23 03:17:37 · answer #4 · answered by Joe_Pardy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teacher-what makes your mother an expert on ancient greece
pupil-she never cleans the frying pan
2006-07-23 02:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by I'm insane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teacher : Johny what would u like to be...?
Johny : Doctor..!
Teacher : Why ?
Johny : Because this is the only profession when you ask lady to open her clothes and her husband pays you........
2006-07-23 02:47:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mickey came home from work 1 day and minnie said its over and he said why she said dont worry just leave he said are u ******* crazy she said no im ******* goofy get she had sex with goofy
2006-07-23 02:40:37 · answer #7 · answered by Bow Wow's WiFeY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A joke? My paycheck!!!
2006-07-23 02:46:46 · answer #8 · answered by photoguy1959 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK ...Sure...
Knock... Knock...
2006-07-23 02:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by Dear Mall Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋