1. They did an IQ test and none of these people passed
2. God took the day off and now Satan is just having fun
3. It's a sign of the second coming or aliens have landed
4. Terrorists have found the best way to torture people
5. Yahoo ran out of pixie dust
6. It's all Bush's fault
7. It's a government experiment to document the effects of losing Messenger and how to use Messenger for mind control in the future
8. Yahoo wants to see how much people value Messenger in case they want to charge $ for it.
9. All of the businesses got together and paid an employee to sabotage the servers so people would leave the house
10. Edna Bambrick did it using her telekinetic powers.
2006-07-22 17:13:34 · 9 answers · asked by nquizzitiv 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
those are hillarious!!! My favorite was when someone said "just relax, calm down...and blame bush"...which is similar to your number six.
2006-07-22 17:16:30 · answer #1 · answered by Tiffany C 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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Theyre All Good.
2006-07-23 00:17:30 · answer #2 · answered by alyssa! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The aliens are trying to cripple our communications networks as they conquer the earth.
2006-07-23 00:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by CaptWags 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta go with the aliens landing.
2006-07-23 00:15:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is either #8 or just Yahoo being morons and not being able to fix their own problems.
2006-07-23 00:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by Aimee B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of the above.
2006-07-23 00:15:42 · answer #6 · answered by crystal89431 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#4
2006-07-23 00:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by DREAMLIN M B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one I answered earlier:)
2006-07-23 00:19:20 · answer #8 · answered by just julie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...love #4!
2006-07-23 00:16:21 · answer #9 · answered by T4Toyin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋