Are you answering this from Earth or from your home planet? How are you making yourselves useful whereever you are?
2006-07-22 17:12:23 · 11 answers · asked by elysian fields 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
I'm not an alien, but I got a question for 'em: why do you always abduct the rednecks? Is it cuz they like the anal probes? Furthermore, what's the deal with the anal probes? Surely you can learn about us in some way that doesn't violate our nether regions.
Damn aliens. My *** hurts. I'm not even a fu*king redneck!!
2006-07-22 17:19:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey earthling. I'm on my home planet, Spliknerst (roughly). I've been enjoying Yahoo Answers very much. No thanks I do not think I wish to visit. I keep myself useful by splitting mikka flisht. Just kidding - I am not old enough for that. Well, actually I have once but do not tell my regional Sipta.
2006-07-23 23:48:20 · answer #2 · answered by dearborne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are observing the behavior of humans. I am answering from the planet Earth.
2006-07-23 03:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually we are already here walking among you. We are in positions where we can push humankind to be more technologically advance. We will reveal our selves soon enough. The Earth's technology is pretty primitive.
2006-07-24 03:32:12 · answer #4 · answered by souvannykai 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Home Planet of Magrathea. I am anally probing a redneck as I type. I have six arms and can multi-task like none other!
2006-07-23 00:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by Cameron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the ambassador of planet awesome.
I have come to this backwater planet to better educate you primitive people in the ways of awesomeness.
2006-07-23 03:01:17 · answer #6 · answered by Nat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're just tapped into one of your satcom satellites from our base on the moon. Mostly, I just monitor you for changes in your belief systems.
2006-07-23 00:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most useful thing you can ever do is learn never stop learning and your all good.
2006-07-23 00:18:38 · answer #8 · answered by magpiesmn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Yes.
2006-07-23 00:16:08 · answer #9 · answered by Ion 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from earth.
useful? we use enslaved humans for our work needs
2006-07-23 00:16:23 · answer #10 · answered by KelticPete 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋