My pet zombie got out last night and ate the neighbor's dog. Now they want me to move or have him put down . I told them that Bonkers(my zombie) is technicly dead and can't be 'put down'. I've had Bonkers since I was 5 and my only options are to move or let them get a preist to destroy the best pet I ever had. Pease help!!! Any solution you have where I can keep Bonkers and not move will help.
2006-07-22 15:32:35 · 11 answers · asked by Spike Spiegel 4 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Bonkers got his name from walking into things. BONK!
2006-07-22 15:40:41 · update #1
If Bonkers is already technically dead & the neighbor's dog is now dead then maybe they will be bestest buddies & the neighbors will forgive & forget?????? Who knows...could happen!
2006-07-22 15:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by barnyardboy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go and see a trickcyclist as soon as possible, he will be sure to help you out with your unfortunate dillema, in the meantime keep bonkers well fed so he does not eat anymore unsuspecting dogs or people.
2006-07-22 15:38:57 · answer #2 · answered by David 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres one...starve bonkers so he goes out looking for food...he'll eat the neighbors and no one will suspect a pet. FOOLPROOF!
2006-07-22 15:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure your pet is bonkers or is that you?
2006-07-22 15:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by dragonnookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are so original,with a pet like that!
I say,contact someone in Hollywood!!
That pet can be a STAR!!!
2006-07-22 16:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by Sherry H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the island of dr moreau
2006-07-22 15:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by got_deam_munalla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go watch T.V.
2006-07-22 15:37:01 · answer #7 · answered by damndirtyape212 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll take him for twenty USD. Where do you live?
2006-07-22 15:36:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
let him be destroyed after he infects another organism...
2006-07-22 15:36:43 · answer #9 · answered by mack9930317 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why should you move ask them to move instead
2006-07-22 15:37:49 · answer #10 · answered by jammie82uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋