My boss, the CEO, bit me at his secretary's birthday party. What can I do?

Question

I had always loved the boss's secretary, Muriel, but thought she was way out of my league. But when Muriel came up with 567 candles on her birthday cake, then broke down and said she was even older than that, was a 600-year-old vampire, and had sucked everybody in the office but me, including the boss, and now lusted to taste my fluids, the personnel manager overheard our conversation and turned pale. "You put age 20 on your job application!" he yelled. I reacted with sheer horror, then the boss walked in and said, Yes, the secretary had sucked him, thank you, and what was some miserable little **** of a personnel manager going to do about it? I said I didn't believe in vampires, and then you know what he did? He bared his fangs and bit me on the neck, said, "There! That'll fix you! Don't be a prude, join the crowd." Do you turn into one from one little suck? I like my boss, but won't go to any more of their sick parties! Becoming a vampire could affect my whole future.

Answer 1

If you become adverse to sunlight and look a bit faded in the
mirror,then I would start to worry.

Answer 2

Hmmm, this sounds like one for Montel. Try calling him up and asking him or Sylvia Brown. I bet they'd know, yo. *gives peace sign*

Answer 3

go get insurance on all of the real old people you know and then go meat some new old dudes and get insurance on them to and make your self beneficiary and collect money off of them when they die

Answer 4

What are you tripping on? Quit and file a lawsuit

Answer 5

your screwed,I think you should have turned em over and penetrated them anally

Answer 6

probably isnt vamp trust me i know one they wont drain your blood unless you let them

Answer 7

bummer

Answer 8

do you take medication