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Why do we wake up with an erection? And other that a cold shower, w#*nking or hitting it, what can you do to get it to go down?

2006-07-22 14:54:52 · 8 answers · asked by In The Rat Race 1 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

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My husband says a piss is needed but it hurts to buggery. So he settles for a bit of rumpy pumpy instaed.

2006-07-22 15:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by kris 4 · 6 0

It is just normal for a guy to have erection in the morning. You can say is biological term. If it doesn't, you will be in deep trouble. That shows you are impotent.

2006-07-22 19:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by simple 3 · 0 0

nothing wrong with mornin glory learn to love it and live with it failing that give it a good old spanking b4 you get out of bed

2006-07-23 01:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Being female I really don't have a clue but keep it to yourself ,I am not a morning person

2006-07-22 15:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by dragonnookie 3 · 0 0

think about margaret thatcher belly dancing over u

2006-07-22 15:34:00 · answer #5 · answered by marzipanchan 3 · 0 0

I just shout at it "BAD PENIS! GO TO SLEEP!!" I sure hope it don't turn on me one day and refuse to wake up when I need him :-|

2006-07-22 14:59:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I always say- Time for work.

2006-07-22 14:57:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

think about your grandma going down on you

2006-07-22 14:59:12 · answer #8 · answered by rsuavez66 4 · 0 0

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