I'm done with earth men, I would like to try aliens from another planet. I have a theory that they would be better in the sack too. Any ideas of where to go? Is Area 51 still around?
2006-07-22 14:35:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
You could try Saturn's moon Enceladus. I hear they discovered water geysers there, so there may indeed be some microbial life forms there evolved just enough to meet your needs. :-)
2006-07-22 14:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by gdt 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try your local Starbucks. The people in there are such freaks, customers and workers. I guess I shouldn't judge them too harshly, as I don't drink coffee, so maybe it is something in the coffee. Whatever it is that makes people pay $5 for some bean water, that must be technology from another planet. And some one there must know how to run it, so thusly would be an alien.
2006-07-22 14:40:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know someone for you.
The problem is that you may not have the mental capacity to achieve a mutually satisfying relationship with the Alien.
I understand that he is extremely well versed in bedroom
procedure, but he needs much intellectual stimulation and he functions best with sincere, humble and certainly attractive, shapely females under 45 chronological years.
2006-07-23 11:27:12 · answer #3 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to anywhere in America, they may not be good in the sack, but Americans just have to be from a different planet.
2006-07-22 14:43:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no such thing as aliens from another planet, not any planet that's anywhere near to Earth. Perhaps you should get yourself checked.
2006-07-22 14:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To date someone from another planet, go to another planet. When you go duck hunting, you go where the ducks are. You don't look under your bed.
2006-07-22 15:48:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Southern mars are where all the cute aliens are.
2006-07-22 14:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by baby_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fuken goverment dont tell us **** .
man if i had powers i would go to the presedent and say ***** tell me what ur not telling us not or im gonna kill u now , and ur wife and anything that will maek u tell me
2006-07-22 14:38:11 · answer #8 · answered by Chi-Master-N-May 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear that Scientologists are all aliens....
2006-07-22 14:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of my soldiers tell me, that i am not human!!!!
-eagle
2006-07-22 14:37:05 · answer #10 · answered by eaglemyrick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋